Fortunately, I’m not the only one who finds Peter Labarbera, undercover homosexual investigator, hilarious. Pam’s Blend takes us into Petey’s work at the War On Christian’s Conference. She refers back to this Salon article (weird advertising thingy to get in). Oh, boy, it’s at the Omni Shoreham–I just stayed there on my last trip to DC.
greatest frustration has been our side’s inability to make homosexual behavior an issue in the public’s mind.” In order to inspire the kind of revulsion he wants to see more of, he read from a posting on a gay message board: “Hey guys, I know this is kind of gross and all, but I was wondering if I’m the only one. I’m usually the bottom in my relationship with my boyfriend. After having been the receptive partner in anal sex it’s only a few hours before I start to experience diarrhea … it really stinks, because I really like sex, duh, but it takes the fun out of it when I know I’ll be tied to the bathroom for the next day.”
“I don’t think so-called GLBT teens are told anything like this” by their school counselors, LaBarbera said. “We need to find ways to bring shame back to those who are practicing and advocating homosexual behavior.”
Other geniuses at the conference include Rod Parsley who is the Stupidist Fucking Man on the Planet–yes even dumber than Doug Feith. His organization collects money to buy slaves’ freedom in Africa.
Anyone understand why that’s just sort of a problem?
“…His marriage amendment initiative can’t get the signatures it needs.”
Well, that’s good news. Who needs junk like this on the ballot?
How, exactly, can we “bring shame back” to those who obsess about the sexual practices of other people?
Freud would have a field day with this guy. Why doesn’t he just find himself a boyfriend and satisfy his obvious curiosity?
Then again, this is nowhere near as bad as the South Dakota conservatives’ rape fantasies regarding their abortion law…
BILL NAPOLI: A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.
(Now that you’ve washed your eyes out with bleach and are back to the computer… Somebody might want to let Bill “Rape Fantasy” Napoli know that there are other medical conditions which could threaten the life of a mother during pregnancies which go wrong. And why does the woman need to be religious or a virgin to matter in Bill’s Wackoland?)