1. Salvi. Until someone connects him to McCulloch and then he’ll be toxic to conservatives.
2. Jack! Well, hell, he still is the candidate maybe he really is getting back in since there is no reason he couldn’t have sent in the damn paperwork before.
3. Dillard. Probably getting out. Who can blame him. Wingnuts in Leader Board want to open his divorce files. Unclear if they are closed. Of course, that hasn’t stopped the Leader before.
4. Elizabeth Gorman. Will raise name recognition and might not hurt her since everyone pretty much understands this is a suicide mission.
5. John Cox. No one likes him, but what the hell, it might be funny to watch him blow a million of his own cash.
6. Robert Plummer. Edwardsville Businessman. Really, he isn’t a trial lawyer and he works in Edwardsville. Who knew?
7. Corinne Wood. An answer to the question of whether social conservatives might actually ever vote for Barack Obama.
8. The OberFurher. Would the President show up in Illinois to campaign against this guy?
9. Borling. McCain might bring some attention to him.
10. George Wendt. I told you I was going to do it.
11. Jonathan Wright. Who? What? Where?
12. Kathuria. Resume line, Came in third to President Obama in the 2004 Senate race and surprisingly strong libertarian Jerry Kohn.