Lipinski’s a Cub Fan?

At least Hillary had the good sense to say she was a Yankees fan. Dan doesn’t appear to be that progressive either–leading to a potential challenge in 2 years from the left.

Marin runs down the history of fake GOP candidates in the 3rd. Chlada appears to be a ghostpayroller in Cicero’s town government. Cicero. I couldn’t make this up.

Two words: Ryan Chlada.

He is the Republican candidate for Congress in the 3rd District.

If he’s a real candidate, then I’m Britney Spears.

For as long as I can remember, Bill Lipinski’s powerful ward organization has managed politics on the Southwest Side with the subtlety of a sledgehammer.

In 1998, for instance, Lipinski’s Democratic precinct captains not only passed out Lipinski for Congress petitions but also petitions for a ”Republican” by the name of Nicholas Pehlke. Only one problem there: Pehlke was really a Democratic Lipinski plant in the Republican race to diminish the strength of the real Republican candidate, Karl Groth, who was honestly trying to unseat Lipinski.

That’s how the political game is played in the 3rd Congressional District.

Which takes me to Ryan Chlada, who works for the town government of Cicero, to which Lipinski has very strong ties.

It is pretty darn hard to find Mr. Chlada. I know because I’ve called him at his office, on his cell phone, even at the bar in Berwyn he appears to operate.

Chips Falling, Chips Exploding

Got to hand it to Keyes, when he is given a chance to say he was a bit over the top, he rejects the chance out of hand. WJBC Transcript (Bloomington-Norma):

FAST: That’s fine if that’s your position, but I just want to articulate, would you consider in this act as evil are the people that–the doctors and the women that perform and receive abortions, are they evil, as well?

KEYES: Well, let me just state the objective fact. Right now, we are engaged in a war against terror. What distinguishes terror from ordinary warfare is that a terrorist consciously targets innocent human life, uses violence, and consciously targets that life to achieve their agenda. What is the heart of abortion? Consciously targeting innocent human life. I think we are caught now in a time when the evil that we fight is the shadow of the evil that we do. And we need to think this through, because at the level of our moral commitment to the fight against terrorism, this kind of thing could lead to terrible moral confusion of conscience as we have to wage the battle to secure this nation against these vicious terrorists.

So, don’t blame me for the objective fact–and the objective fact is that abortion reflects the same principle of evil, and it’s a principle totally, totally contradicted by the view that we are all created equal, that justice requires that we respect everybody’s rights, even those who are helpless and voiceless in the womb.

So, it is simply a fact. I state that fact because I believe that one has to stand before people, speak the truth with integrity, and really let the chips fall where they may.

Crossfire Transcript

Via The Truth About Keyes

“When voters listen to Alan Keyes, they get the perception, wow, this guy is stone-cold nuts. And they run home to hide their children. We Republicans are the free market party, so let’s look to Keyes’ prior history in elections and trust the market.”

If that’s what Republicans think about you, what are the Democrats going to say, Mr. Ambassador?

KEYES: I’ve got to confess that quoting some pro-abortion Republican who is engaging in a fit of name-calling hardly constitutes a question worthy of respect. I think it’s disgraceful that in the media these days, some people, not all, because I’ve been counting some pretty good people here in Illinois, but some people seem to think that casting a name-calling session in front of somebody constitutes asking a question. So I would simply say, where is the question in that? I’ll be glad to answer it when you ask one.

Small problem, Murphy is pro-life. In the death of irony category, Truthgirl points out his most recent nickname for Obama, Blustering braggard.

Begala takes him to task on the Providence line:

KEYES: What I was pointing out is an objective fact and I know that folks like to run away from them. That at the heart of terrorism lies this principle of evil, a disregard for the claims of innocent human life. At the heart of…

BEGALA: (UNINTELLIGIBLE) sending us a message on September 11.

KEYES: At the heart of abortion lies this principle, a disregard for the claims of innocent human life. If we go into a war against folks who are violating that principle, and stumble across the truth that we ourselves are violating it, consider the moral confusion, the demoralization that that represents in terms of our commitment…

BEGALA: So Providence was trying to tell us something?

KEYES: …to what is necessary in order to safeguard our security. I think I am justified in pointing out that if we don’t address the moral evil that’s at the heart of abortion really…

BEGALA: Instruments of God’s will. They were God’s messengers, were they?

Yes and no answers from Dear Alan are difficult, but I’ll take that as a yes.

Smelly Toad?

I’m not holding a cocktail, but I may need one while trying to figure out this rant:

“It’s sort of like you’re sitting in a room and off in a corner of the room is a deeply smelly toad that is filling the room with a nasty odor,” Keyes said. “And everybody is holding their cocktails and wearing their ties and they’re not talking about this smelly toad but the room is filled with the stink of it.”

If link isn’t working, Go Here and choose my documents and then click on smelly toad.