How About Giving Directions

Hysterical

CHICAGO, June 25 /U.S. Newswire/ — Republican gubernatorial candidate Judy Baar Topinka’s float in today’s Chicago “Gay Pride” parade is scheduled to be just nine spots ahead of a float sponsored by the homosexual bathhouse called Steamworks, said Illinois Family Institute Executive Director Peter LaBarbera.

LaBarbera and Matt Barber of the group Americans for Truth will be attending the homosexual “pride” parade today as critical observers, to document the goings-on for future use. (Past parades have featured public nudity and other illegal and obscene behavior, tolerated by the watching police.) The two men will be available for media comment, “for those reporters who still recognize that there are two sides to controversial moral issues,” LaBarbera said.

“The media is treating this like any other parade, but what other parade would feature a float for a ‘gym’ (Steamworks) that doubles as a 24/7 sex club, where gay men go for anonymous sexual hook-ups with other men?” LaBarbera said. (Steamworks is also an official sponsor of the upcoming “Gay Games” in Chicago, as is another homosexual sex club, Man’s Country.)

The Steamworks bathhouse is located at 3246 North Halsted Street in the heart of Chicago’s “Boystown” neighborhood demarcating the city’s homosexual community

Who wants to bet if this year’s video includes any crotch shots again?

2 thoughts on “How About Giving Directions”
  1. “to document the goings-on for future use”

    Q: What kind of “future use” does one make of recordings of “public nudity and other illegal and obscene behavior”?

    A: One that leaves a hand free to operate the remote control.

  2. You know, what offends me most about that page isn’t the self-righteousness or judgemental attitude. It’s the copious abuse of “scare quotes.” It’s a “pride” parade. What, not really prideful? Looks that way to me. They’re “gay” activists. What, not really gay? Just straight activists really well accessorized?

    Has teaching proper English just gone out of style in Illinois madrasahs?

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