Posted in January 31st, 2005
VS. Inspired by the Cross guys Lifetime Batting Average: Sosa .277 Keyes .000 Musical Taste Sosa: Salsa on a loud boombox Keyes: Rage Against the Machine in a mobile mosh pit Clubhouse Behavior: Sosa: Leaves the grounds before the last game Keyes: everyone wishes he’d leave before the game–OR AFTER Fieldling: Sosa: Managers say a […]
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Posted in November 3rd, 2004
Deluded to the end, Alan thinks that someone wants him to stay. Thanks Syverson and Rauschenberger. We’ll be remembering whose fault this is when he tries to run again or, if the mouth from Maryland runs for Governor against Rauschenberger. That would be irony wouldn’t it? With 5 precincts out, Obama is just below 70 […]
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Posted in November 2nd, 2004
We’re Not Meeting Anytime Soon! Republicans: Do us all a favor and put that ass on a jet out of here.
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Posted in November 2nd, 2004
ABC just said that Keyes is not going to speak until after Obama speaks. What an ass! He doesnt even know how to lose properly. (much of this is from the inbox if you can’t tell….)
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Posted in November 2nd, 2004
Check out his message on election eve He’s making an argument that the vote cannot be counted on for accuracy. Delusional.
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Posted in November 2nd, 2004
Buy the plane ticket to Maryland Keyes. Go away.
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Posted in November 2nd, 2004
Keyes newest eruption: Keyes, who earlier told GOP leaders of his intention to make provocative campaign statements to get attention, ratcheted up the rhetoric further as he declared that there was no difference between Catholics who support Obama and Germans who voted for the Nazi Party. He’s in the wrong state, the HarshBishop in Saint […]
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Posted in November 1st, 2004
The Next Senator from the Great State of Illinois
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Posted in November 1st, 2004
Like hell you are staying in my state. (go to the video for the full effect)While I may currently live in Missouri, Illinois will always be my home and you have defiled it you freak. The entire comparison to Abraham Lincoln has pissed me off more than you could possibly understand. You are an ignorant […]
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Posted in October 31st, 2004
Daily Herald: Keyes said bin Laden’s message is a “clear indication that we can’t afford to elect John Kerry or put Barack Obama” in the Senate. Yeah, they might catch him. Bastards.
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Posted in October 31st, 2004
About those polls… Keyes also said he doesn’t believe polls that show Obama far ahead in Tuesday’s election for the seat now held by U.S. Sen. Peter Fitzgerald. “As far as I know, for instance, those polls are still showing a majority of pro-life people voting for Barack Obama,” Keyes told reporters at Sangamon County […]
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Posted in October 29th, 2004
After a small detour of checking in Springfield the Keyes mail bomb scare led me to the Police Department of Stafford, Texas–a Houston Suburb where Keyes contribution processing is done. Detective Veratto was very helpful and filled in the details. This was the first call to the police department, so the human waste story may […]
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Posted in October 29th, 2004
from comments: I was outside the event for the pre-debate rally. One of the Keyes supporters claimed “There was a special place in Hell for people like me.” (Charming!) So I asked here to clarify. “God’s retribution is swift,” she replied. So I decided to push the process along: I held up my umbrella to […]
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Posted in October 29th, 2004
Heh. According to rumors on the Leader Looper board. About as trustworthy as claims there was a fake bomb sent to the Keyes campaign.
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Posted in October 29th, 2004
But OneMan has the definitive take on the Keyes campaign as a whole as well as the commercials
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