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Overnight the Petitions

IFI wants those getting petitions together for the advisory referendum on a Constitutional Amendment to ban Gay Marriage to overnight them by close of business Thursday. Petitions are due on May 8th.

While there is a lot of bluster, one has to wonder why after extending the deadline nearly 2 weeks, there is still a need to overnight anything if the petitions are legit. The requirement isn’t even that hard—the stem cell initiative in Missouri just collected more signatures than Illinois requires. \

Then again Peter has been busy against the War Against Easter

Dan, Have You Done Your Homo Risk Audit Yet?

Inside joke in the title which is semi-apparent if you read through the whole thing.

But, let us return to the fun, fun, fun that is Peter “undercover homosexual lifestyle investigator” Labarbera. He is endorsing the idea of a risk audit to fight the homosexual agenda (TM).

What dangerous tactics are being examined?

1. An anti-harassment, anti-bullying or ?safe schools? policy that includes the category ?sexual orientation?
The term ?sexual orientation? may be included in a laundry list of other classifications, e.g., ?…on the basis of race, religion, age, sex, nationality, sexual orientation…?

2. Non-discrimination policy based on ?sexual orientation? (may also cover ?gender identity?) for students and/or teachers, staff

Such a policy may be spelled out just for staff/teachers, and may be phrased as a ?non-discrimination? policy (again, with a laundry list of classifications, as in #1) or it may be a section of the staff hiring procedures. Sometimes, even if ?sexual orientation? is not explicit, there may be a provision for ?minority? hiring, and it will be necessary to get in writing assurance that this is racial and ethnic minorities only, not ?sexual? minorities (another term used for homosexuality, etc.).

3. Requirements for teacher/ staff training on ?diversity,? ?tolerance,? ?sensitivity?

What training (indoctrination) about homosexuality does the school require of its staff? Some have accepted the idea that unlearning attitudes that object to homosexuality is necessary, because such attitudes are thought to be bigoted and lead to illegitimate ?discrimination? and mistreatment of homosexual students or other staff members.

Yeah, discouraging other kids from beating up another kid because he has a lisp is a bad thing in need of a risk audit. Or that schools shouldn’t be in the business of discriminating because of someone’s sexual orientation.

What horrors.

And now for the kicker—what schools are targeted:

Initial targeted school districts
This list is suggested because of geographic distribution as well as in some cases, specific knowledge of the school districts activities in the past. Also in many cases there are known knowledgeable grass roots volunteers who could kick-start the research process.

We have also clustered some school districts around a major metropolitan area, so that the local media can be more effective.
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Illinois
Deerfield Public Schools
Township High School District 214
New Trier Township High School District 203

It would have been much better if they’d highlighted Glenbrook North–then I could have titled it Save Ferris from the Homos. Saving Ted Farmer from the Homos, just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Via Pam at Pandagon

When We Fail Our College Students

Via That’s News To Me!

We see creationists trying to sell what isn’t science as science but confusing concepts to such a degree that they can then weasel out of any sort of actual discussion of what they are suggesting.

Case in point, John Bambenek asks why there are no classes in intelligent design

What’s hysterical is that John never defines what intelligent design is–and for good reason. ID Advocates all adhere to their different pet theories–most of which are incompatible with each other.

A specific example is Michael Behe who if you corner argues that common descent is beyond question and he’s essentially arguing for different mechanisms beyond mutation, genetic transfer, drift and selection, but he never questions that common descent is accurate.

Bambanek never actually argues what he is for in his article only this amorphous concept of ID without even identifying where that class should exist.

The bamboozlement begins with:

In the intelligent design debate, we can clearly see that the University fails to live up to the ideal. Intelligent design is disregarded as “religious nonsense” and banned from the classroom with all the zealotry one would expect to find at a book burning. The charge? Challenging established orthodoxies.

This is a broad claim for which it’s hard to understand what he is discussing–in what field should intelligent design be taught? What specifically should be taught? Even at the Discovery Institute you have a wide variety of ID variants with the only common theme being that evolution can’t be true. Even if it were true there were significant problems with evolutionary theory, that doesn’t mean ID is true. You can falsify one theory in science without providing evidence for another. It is only when you conduct a test that provides confirming evidence for one theory that would fit a falsification of the other theory at the same time.

Bambanek never addresses this issue instead whining about how orthodoxy is bad. Orthodoxy has little to do with why ID is a joke. Common descent is supported by an incredible body of evidence. To argue for some sort of alternative, the alternative would have to explain that evidence better than evolution and not be falsified itself. Again, there is no discussion of how this amorphous theory of ID does such a thing.

By denying intelligent design any space in the academy (at times with less than ethical means), they have declared that there are forbidden questions that may not be asked. The placement of restrictions on the question of how life began is the same behavior that fundamentalists visited upon science leading up to the Scopes Monkey Trial.

This is quite a claim. What supports it? What question is forbidden? The utter lack of specifics is a nice rhetorical trick, but it doesn’t actually address what is not being considered because of the broad conspiracy poor Bambanek seems to be facing down.

Not content with simply ridiculing it out of the realm of inquiry, some have brought the force of law to bear with the ACLU. It is interesting to see the so-called defenders of liberty suggest that in order to protect freedom, free inquiry cannot be allowed. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. You know the drill.

The drill is the scientific method. If you are introducing a concept into the science curriculum, it needs to be evidence based and based on findings of science. Declaring that an idea is unfairly discriminated against would mean that the idea explains the evidence just as well and it hasn’t been falsified. The problem ID faces when introduced into classrooms is that it’s not science–something Bambanek apparently agrees with leaving the question of why would it be in a science classroom.

The foes of intelligent design like to throw out the charge that it is not scientific. If by scientific you mean “capable of being confirmed or disproved by observation or experiment” then you would be correct. But you would also be stating that evolution as a theory of creation is not scientific.
Evolution as a biological force is easily observed. Evolution as a theory of creation, however, is completely flaccid. The primordial soup theory is novel and interesting but, at best, it is a theory that fits the facts.

The primordial soup, presumably referring to abiogenesis is not a part of evolution. Evolution is about a change in alleles over time. It assumes life exists–a trivial assumption. How life got here is the realm of other theories so referring to abiogenesis as evolution demonstrates why Bambanek has no business talking about the subject. Evolution isn’t a theory of creation. Only creationists have those. Scientists deal with theories of nature and how it acts and no one theory covers everything.

If Bambanek wants to offer a competing theory to the different abiogenesis theories he is free to do so, but simply saying they aren’t demonstrated doesn’t mean ID is correct, it means there isn’t enough evidence to determine which, if any, theory is correct. ID would have to be a theory that explains the evidence at least as well as abiogenesis and not be falsified. That’s requires a positive statement of testable hypotheses concerning ID.

We have never seen life come from non-life. There is a strong metaphysical case to be made for that being the way it played out, but it’s firmly in the realm of metaphysics, not science.It has never been observed or tested and cannot be. We have never seen life come from non-life. There is a strong metaphysical case to be made for that being the way it played out, but it’s firmly in the realm of metaphysics, not science.

This is simply bullshit. The point of abiogenesis experiments–none of which he appears familiar with since he’s confusing it with biological evolution, is to simulate the conditions on Earth about 4.5 billion years ago and then see given specific catalysts if the building blocks of life are formed through natural processes. That’s called an experiment.

The problem of asserting ID here is all that it says is something caused it to happen. And….how, did that happen? What evidence supports that theory? How is it falsifiable?

They argue that evolution is scientifically complete and therefore, by exclusion, eliminates intelligent design. The irony is that while they use this argument, science itself doesn’t believe that it has all the facts on evolution. With the discovery of tiktaalik roseae – essentially a fish with feet – last week, scientists lavished accolades on finding one of the “missing links.”

Here’s a hint when you are going to try and discuss an issue–know what the hell the arguments actually are on the other side and address those, not those arguments taking place between imaginary people that exist solely in your head.

No one argues that our understanding of biological evolution is complete. It is far more advanced then our understanding of gravity though. The basic point to be made of why evolution is widely accepted as the best explanation of how life changes on Earth is that it is a complete scientific theory that fits the evidence. See the link above to the evidence for common descent and the mutiple nested hierarchies and then attempt to explain how ID explains those and does it more parsimoniously than does evolution.

That we don’t know specific species does not negate the evidence of multiple nested hierarchies in morphology, genetics and cladistics that are independent of each other, but have very high degrees of correlation.

These are basic points of the theory of which Bambanek does not even seem to have a minimal understanding.

The two camps can be summarized as “man is made in the image and likeness of God” and “God is made in the image and likeness of man.”
Instead of trying to search out the truth free of presuppositions, science chooses arguments and theories that make the assumption that God must not exist. Anything challenging that assumption is labeled heresy and discarded, quite unscientifically. That’s why theories that aliens brought life to Earth are O.K. while intelligent design is not.

Bullshit. There is no assumption in evolution that God does not exist. Evolution does not exist God though it does falsify some particularly narrow and fundamentalist interpretations of Genesis as well as other claims made usually by fundamentalist strains in other faiths.

I’m not sure where the idea that aliens bringing life to Earth is widely accepted or taught in science classes. Perhaps John could cite where that occurs. It’s true, the Raelians don’t get as much attention, but neither does the crazy preachers in the quad.

s there a class on intelligent design at the University? (I couldn’t find one). If not, why not?

First question: In what department would it belong?

Second question: What would the substance be?

Third question: What would such a sylllabus include?

Classes aren’t taught because a bunch of people have a wild hair up their ass. They are taught to convey accumulated knowledge. For there to have been an accumulated knowledge of intelligent design the concept would have be defined to actually fit within some field. Given Bambanek doesn’t even identify which strain of ID he thinks should be taught, it’s hard to know where such a class would fit or what would be taught.

UPDATE: Running from the Thought Police and Narciblog also have posts on the column

Petey’s Scatting Around

Fortunately, I’m not the only one who finds Peter Labarbera, undercover homosexual investigator, hilarious. Pam’s Blend takes us into Petey’s work at the War On Christian’s Conference. She refers back to this Salon article (weird advertising thingy to get in). Oh, boy, it’s at the Omni Shoreham–I just stayed there on my last trip to DC.

greatest frustration has been our side’s inability to make homosexual behavior an issue in the public’s mind.” In order to inspire the kind of revulsion he wants to see more of, he read from a posting on a gay message board: “Hey guys, I know this is kind of gross and all, but I was wondering if I’m the only one. I’m usually the bottom in my relationship with my boyfriend. After having been the receptive partner in anal sex it’s only a few hours before I start to experience diarrhea … it really stinks, because I really like sex, duh, but it takes the fun out of it when I know I’ll be tied to the bathroom for the next day.”

“I don’t think so-called GLBT teens are told anything like this” by their school counselors, LaBarbera said. “We need to find ways to bring shame back to those who are practicing and advocating homosexual behavior.”

Other geniuses at the conference include Rod Parsley who is the Stupidist Fucking Man on the Planet–yes even dumber than Doug Feith. His organization collects money to buy slaves’ freedom in Africa.

Anyone understand why that’s just sort of a problem?

Since It’s Roeser Day

The other Roeser guy had a gem the other day

I?ve known types like him ever since 1969 when I headed up the federal minority business program. And believe me, this guy Meeks is not as smooth as others-just lucky he?s got a compliant media to cover him. You heard it here first: one of these days he?s going to melt away like a snow-cone in July. But for now, he?s the only racial game in town, politically.

I think we all know what you mean Tom (Tom is the Chairman of the Board for Catholic Citizens of Illinois) .

IFI Calls on Garcia to Step Down for “bigoted” statements

Petey’s at it again, but even beyond the normal unintentional humor, Petey outdoes himself. While the Governor has fumbled this whole deal terribly and needs to have a get rid of NOI moment, it was pretty predictable that some would try and expand upon the fiasco. IFI does it by calling on Garcia to step down from the commission.

One of the voices:

“Catholic Citizens of Illinois has called for the immediate removal of Rick Garcia from the governor’s Commission Against Discrimination and Hate Crimes because of his own hate mongering. We are outraged by his attack on Cardinal Francis George, calling him a ‘bigot.’

As Archbishop of Chicago, Cardinal George has a duty to defend the teachings of the Catholic Church against homosexuality as a “disordered lifestyle” and to oppose efforts to undermine marriage as it was established in the beginning by God.

“We are offended by Garcia’s frequent attacks on the Catholic Church and all Christians for their belief in biblical values. We repudiate his attacks on the Illinois Family Institute which has been effective in the defense of marriage and efforts to place a referendum on the ballot to define marriage in Illinois as a union between one man and one woman.

“Anyone who has studied the agenda of the homosexual rights movement will understand that a major platform for establishing acceptance of homosexuality in America is to silence the churches by vicious attacks and name-calling. We will not be silenced.

“The type of hatred Rich Garcia spouts on a regular basis has no place on a commission financed by the taxpayers and he must be removed from the Commission at once.”

Mary Anne Hackett
President
Catholic Citizens of Illinois

What is the Catholic Citizens of Illinois? Kind of a local Catholic League

Guess who is on the advisory board?

William Donahue of secular jew fame. He’s got about the same interesting views as Farakhan does on Jews:

WILLIAM DONAHUE, PRESIDENT, CATHOLIC LEAGUE: I spoke to Mel a couple of weeks ago about this. And I don?t think it really matters a whole lot to him. It certainly doesn?t matter to me. We?ve already won.
Who really cares what Hollywood thinks? All these hacks come out there. Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. It?s not a secret, OK? And I?m not afraid to say it. That?s why they hate this movie. It?s about Jesus Christ, and it?s about truth. It?s about the messiah.

Hollywood likes anal sex. They like to see the public square without nativity scenes. I like families. I like children. They like abortions. I believe in traditional values and restraint. They believe in libertinism. We have nothing in common. But you know what? The culture war has been ongoing for a long time. Their side has lost.

You have got secular Jews. You have got embittered ex-Catholics, including a lot of ex-Catholic priests who hate the Catholic Church, wacko Protestants in the same group, and these people are in the margins. Frankly, Michael Moore represents a cult movie. Mel Gibson represents the mainstream of America.

Now, I don’t really like Garcia’s choice of language, but he was talking about one person, not the evil secular Jews. Yet, the good Catholic Citizens of Illinois are happy to have an over the top bigot on their advisory board while calling for Garcia to step down.

Pot-Kettle issues are abundant here.

IFI: You know, Hamas and bin Laden have a point

Has someone hacked into IFI? Because this is the funniest damn thing I’ve read in a long time.

The liberals always say we should try to understand the “root causes” of terrorism. So what should we make of the Wolf Blitzer interview of Mahmoud al-Zahar on CNN on Sunday, January 29, in which the Hamas co-founder rejected the concept of a secular society like that in the U.S. because it sanctions homosexuality and promotes the spread of AIDS?

Al-Zahar made similar statements in an interview with WorldNetDaily, declaring, “The West brought all this freedom to its people but it is that freedom that has brought about the death of morality in the West. It’s what led to phenomena like homosexuality, homeless and AIDS.”

On the matter of women’s rights, he said, “What we have, unlike the West, is that young women cannot be with men and have relations outside marriage. Sometimes with tens of men. This causes the destruction of the family institution and the fact that many kids come to the world without knowing who are their fathers or who are their mothers. This is not a modern and progressed society.”

If we are truly devoted to liberal values such as “tolerance” and “diversity,” then should we not take some time to understand that there are those in the Arab/Muslim world who reject the sexual promiscuity that is celebrated on American TV and in films?

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The London Sunday Times has claimed that she has become “Osama’s worst nightmare” for her criticism of Islam. But if anything, this kind of criticism makes the terrorists fight harder. In fact, in the infamous “Letter to the American People,” attributed to bin Laden, he condemned the acceptance of homosexuality in American culture.

President Bush says the terrorists reject freedom and democracy. That’s certainly part of it. But they also reject the face of America presented to the rest of the world by Hollywood and the media. This is cultural pollution of the worst kind. It makes us more vulnerable to terrorist attack.

So, Hamas and Bin Laden’s views on social issues aren’t so bad.

I couldn’t make this up without sounding like I was caricaturing IFI. Some of the press folks need to start asking Uberweis what he thinks about Petey and the gang.

Quick Update:
The author is a columnist for Accuracy in Media and the column is up at that site now.