From Brian Slupski of the Northwest Herald
My wife wants me to run for Congress.
She loves scuba diving, which usually involves a trip to a sunny island locale. And apparently, plenty of congressional work gets done in places such as Costa Rica, Antigua, Barbados, and Boca Raton, Fla.
At least that’s the case with 8th District Congressman Phil Crane.
It gets worse (perhaps better). The Stakeholder takes it on too.