2005

Oh noooo…Denny’s Feelings are Hurt

Rahm is annoying the right people:

“He’s trying to create wedge issues to run on regardless of the merit of the policy,” said Pete Jeffries, a former spokesman for Hastert.

Oh, say like gay marriage?

When Tom DeLay’s pool boy gets done being outraged, he might look at the guy pulling his strings and notice the pot and the kettle kind of look a like.

He was the chief architect behind Democrat Melissa Bean’s ouster of veteran U.S. Rep. Phil Crane (R-Ill.) in November. He masterminded Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s populist-style campaign to import prescription drugs, which put the politically ambitious governor in headlines across the nation and forced President Bush in his re-election year to defend import restrictions that keep prices high.

Bean pulled in $30 million transportation funds.

To put this in perspective, each Member gets about $11 and Members of Transportation get another $22 this year from what I’ve heard. She almost got as much for her District as a Member of the Transportation Committee. Rahm’s plotting for 2006.

Gun Bills Deadlocked in Springfield

According to the State Journal Register

Which isn’t such a big deal when you read this:

In 2001, 47 percent of the guns recovered after Illinois crimes came from other states, a number that grew from 35 percent in 1996, she said.

Illinois’ laws fairly effectively reduce the ease criminals can get a hold of guns, but any increase in that effectiveness would have to come from other states imposing similar laws. Funny, but no one in Illinois has a hard time getting a firearm under current law, but you’d never know that from the whining from the NRA**

**voted post most likely to get flamed for the month.

Home Alone

It appears Central Management Services has left the state agencies home alone accounting for savings from CMS

The so-called savings were supposed to correspond to efficiency devolving from CMS, which now manages contracts and facilities previously handled by individual agencies. But the individual agencies had trouble identifying savings that trickled down to them.

So, money was kicked back that couldn’t be specifically tagged to a saving. It just had to be kicked back regardless of where it came.

This leads to this line:

His audits said “the use of appropriations for purposes other than those authorized by the General Assembly effectively negates a fundamental control established in state government.”

Actually, that understates the case, but auditors are the masters of the understatement.

Unfortunately, the audits are not available on-line.

Keyes Still Sorta Around

Keyes is trolling for money with Keyesmediacentral.com

He’s also behind something to do with Illinoisunited.com which is coming soon. Really, Alan, you can can stay in Maryland. No one would be bothered. And hey, there’s an open Senate seat! And you know, you did relatively well against Sarbanes with 38%–now that his seat is open, give the Maryland GOP more of a headache than they are already dealing with in the Governor’s mansion.

2006 GOP Gubernatorial Cattle Call Open Thread

I’ll probably do a couple comment threads during the week, but we are one week out from the one year mark on the GOP Primary. Next Monday will be the first of 52 Cattle Calls!

The Potential Contenders

Steve Rauschenberger
Judy Barr Topinka
Patrick O’Malley
Ron Gidwitz
Bob Schillerstrom
Joe Birkett
Ray LaHood
Bill Brady
Jim Oberweis
John Shimkus
Dan Rutherford

There’s more and feel free to drop them in comments. Try not to slander anyone…making fun of good–accusing of dastardly deeds without evidence bad.

Feel free to slot people as you think they may go for other races as well.

Resist the urge to come up with a dream team–this is about how it’s likely to play out.

All I have to say for the next week is that, this slate is like a gift from heaven for those of us who enjoy making fun of politicians. Add to it the Democratic incumbent, take away my need for sustenance and money, and this could be a full time job.