2004

Correction of the Day

From Talking Points Memo

This will be an odd sort of correction, but one nonetheless. A number of readers have written in to inform me that Jack Ryan, one-time Illinois Senate candidate, actually didn’t want to have his wife have sex with other men in front of an audience in a Paris sex club, as I said yesterday evening. He wanted to have sex with his wife in front of an audience in a Paris sex club. I stand corrected, though with the nature of the distinction you do get a sense of why Ryan is no longer in the race.

I’m In Tune with John Stewart

From Ellen Warren’s Party Crashing

“The Daily Show’s” Jon Stewart is talking dirty about his three-week-old son, Nathan. Dirty diapers.

Just before the star of the fake news show goes on stage for the first program from the Democratic Convention here, he offered this story when I was hanging out on the set of the show.

“There were a few days where the wife and I were concerned because he hadn’t?pooped. As I was driving up to Boston, I got a call on the red phone–that he’d dropped a huge load.”

Riffing on the topic, Stewart said, “Imagine if throughout his life that’s all it took for my affection and pride. ‘Dad, I got all Ds.’ ‘Well, son, at least you took a big dump.'”

Shameless Plugging

Justin–who is the sponsor of the Obama ad to the right has a new pic of Obama and a plea:

Shameless Solicitation:

1. If you thought that was a one hell of a well-written speech last night, please click on the ad to the right.

2. If you believe in the vision for America expressed in last night’s speech, please click on the ad to the right.

3. If you asked yourself, “What can I do to help that man transform America?” please click on the ad to the right.

4. If you are just glad that I finally — FINALLY — put up a different picture of Mr. Obama, please click on the ad to the right.

Wanna Bet Karl Rove Called Judy Today

And told her to find any live body to be a Senate candidate. Imagine if Obama’s only opposition is a libertarian candidate (hey Jeff–at least I acknowledge him) and what he can do to raise black turnout in swing states–and the press he’ll bring with him.

If Jack! doesn’t turn in papers soon watch for concrete being poured near Karl’s house right after he disappears.

Punditry Stupidity

From the inbox:

. After the Obama speech, Andrea Mitchell reported that Obama wasgiven the keynote spot because the Democrats were worried that he would
have to run against Mike Ditka for the U.S. Senate. Therefore they chose
him to give the keynote speech to increase his popularity

Draft Ditka on June 30th was still focusing upon Ditka as Party Chair–that is the day the New York Times reported that Obama was the Keynote Speaker.

Andrea Mitchell just made that garbage up.

Dan’s Cracking Over at the Leader

Dan, it isn’t Obama’s fault you supported a charlatan. Why don’t you take some of that energy and get your client to sign and deliver the damn withdrawal paper. Or update us on the status of your lawsuit to unseal unsealed court documents.

In other wacky Leader fun, one commenter accuses a guy who can’t even spell McCulloch correctly of being McCulloch.

A fine thread that starts off with calling Obama a crackhead persists.