Try these:
salute reagan
stop the war
wrap yourself in the flag
have a drink
vietnam (the response to this is incredibly funny)
what do you think of john kerry?
what do you think of the geneva conventions?
dance (ask him to dance again after that)
what about enron?
what do you think of halliburton?
do you like michael moore? (typing the word “france” gets the same result)
supreme court
constitution
cut taxes
what will you do about north korea (also iran)
what will you do about global warming?
nixon
rumsfeld
terrorists
constitution
what do you think of the subservient chicken?
Most Excellent.
abu ghraib
mission accomplished
gay marriage
anytime you ask him something he doesn’t understand 3 times in a row (eg, try asking about al qaeda or the economy–he’s clueless) he’ll type out a suggestion for you… this revealed the following
what is your secret?—-highly recommended!
intelligence failure
do a magic trick
WMD
that’s the most retarded shit ive ever seen.
Try:
prevent 9-11
help the poor
steal the election
(the last was funny)
“vietnam”