Hysterical Story of the Day

Aldermen banned from city council’s office supply closet

Because the council uses about $100 worth of supplies per year, it’s easy to tell when things disappear, Davis said, and nothing has gone missing since the lock to the supply closet was recently changed. Previously, Davis, an office assistant, aldermen and security officers had keys to the closet that also worked to open the office door. Now, Davis said, just he and the assistant have access to the supply closet.

Without naming names, Ward 1 Ald. Frank Edwards suggested the prime suspect is an alderman.

Prime suspect? Jeesh…it’s less than $100.

Kass’s Feelings Were Hurt

Via Progress Illinois

Kass wasn’t happy to hear suggestions of non-white Legman

Prince alludes to an encounter in the newsroom the day before Quintanilla was fired but doesn’t name the columnist Quintanilla says he encountered — John Kass. Quintanilla heard that Kass had just hired another white legman so he e-mailed him to let him know there were minority reporters at the Tribune who could do the job too. Next thing he knew, Quintanilla tells me, “Kass is standing right on top of me. I can see all of the wrinkles in his shirt, kind of a tan shirt, he was that close to me. His shirt was practically touching me. He said, ‘You’re calling me a racist’ — something to that effect, I said, ‘No, I’m not.’ I said I admire his work. And he was screaming again, I had to hang up the phone and at that point I had to stand up. He was physically intimidating.” Quintanilla says Kass challenged him to step outside. Kass hasn’t gotten back to me with his side of the story.

Quintanilla says he couldn’t sleep that night. The next day he was fired and he couldn’t sleep that night either.

It’s hard to be a white man in America today.

Jill Stanek Follies

It’s always hysterical when Stanek gets some attention because then those of us who know her so well around Illinois get to bring out the crazy batshit stuff she spews on a regular basis.

She’s been making the rounds and is even being treated seriously by the New York Times–something local reporters have largely stopped doing because they learned.

Here are my archives of Stanek’s craziness followed by some of my favorites

She discussed how beating your wife was justified when she had an abortion:

That spontaneous slap was the reaction of a real man who a woman had just told she aborted his baby. Compare that to the modern day cowardly male response, “It’s your choice. Whatever you decide, I’ll support you.” Or worse, his threat to abandon her if she does not abort.

It was this fierce devotion to family that strangely endeared us to the Corleone men despite their otherwise heinous behavior.

There’s a rather odd discussion on Mr. Brooks that no one can make any sense of.

She works with Eric Scheidler and his father Joe Scheidler who is a violent anti-abortion activist who was convicted under RICO laws later overturned due to Constitutional issues.  Regardless, Scheidler has a strange coincidence of showing up at abortion protests that turn violent.

She claimed the Chinese eat babies and then when confronted with the point that such claims were debunked, held to the argument that Snopes debunking article was before the new claim so it had no value.

She said of John Fritchey:

Fritchey works toward his Teen Genocide Promotion award

And my favorite, she compared the Illinois Senate Majority Leader to a porn star because she had HPV.

Here, Here, Here, Here, Here

To this day she claims Terri Schiavo was aware

Her claims about Christ Hospital were never substantiated when Pro-Life Illinois AG Jim Ryan’s office investigated her ‘claim to fame.’

Growing Up In Glenview

About as interesting as growing up in Normal–only it doesn’t sound funny.

Other fine moments include a truly awful column on the Cubs extolling Murphy’s Bleachers.  WTF?  Maybe we can talk about Excalibur next.

Big credit for getting Dan Johnson-Weinberger and Alexander Russo, but so far, HuffPo Chicago sucks.

Really, stories about under $200,000 condos in Oak Park?  The best pancakes at a north side hip high end pastry shop, a guy saying how fucking cool his Sommelier, and a highlighted story on the Brown Line?  That’s Chicago? What’s next–a discussion of the how cool Treasure Island Foods?

Inspired by Austin Mayor

I wonder if they know there is an Austin in Chicago?  It’s the place you go through with your doors locked and windows rolled up to get to those under $200,000 condos in Oak Park!

The Dumbing Down of America

Our discourse is stupid for many reasons, but one thing you might notice is that most of my criticism of the press is directed towards the national press. I don’t think the Illinois press is perfect, but it is excellent on average.  There is less he said – she said reporting and a surprising openness I’ve found to readers and even us bloggers. They also are the sharpest critics of what I often write pointing out when I’ve blown it and I truly appreciate that.

First, the Trib had Steve Franklin and Maurice Possley (who both resigned). Then the Trib layed off a whole host of great reporters who are too numerous to name here, but the Miner has the list over there. Franklin is one of the few good labor beat reporters in the country and one of the few reporters for whom I sought out his articles that weren’t just on Illinois.  Possley is one of the best investigative reporters in the country and led the fantastic work the Tribune did on the Death Penalty and Prosecutorial abuse.

The news last night that I didn’t see until today is truly shocking. The Rockford Register Star shut down its Statehouse Bureau and laid off several people including Aaron Chambers who I consider one of the best statehouse reporters in Illinois.  This is truly awful news even if Aaron gets picked up by another paper–it means less coverage and even if he gets picked up, someone else won’t fill that slot.  The fewer Aaron Chambers, the fewer checks there are on state government and the excesses of Springfield leaders.  No one will report when the State Senate President keeps making fun of Rockford by asking where it is–no one will be talking to Chuck Jefferson and Dave Syverson getting their angle on state stories–Jefferson being at the center of the Amendatory Veto controversy lately.

Fewer people will have institutional memory of past decisions and how they affect Rockford and the entire state.  And even if Aaron is picked up, that’s one fewer slots for someone to learn along the way and become the new Aaron.

Anyone who Google Alerts Aaron’s stories recognize he was covering more non-political stories over the last year or so with regular dispatches on the Alan Beaman court proceedings and other downstate news.  Beaman was from Rockford so it had a local angle even.

The problem is that newspapers are gutting the very thing that keeps readers. Writers like Chambers and others are who build a relationship with readers and that keeps the paper going.  The notion of cutting costs and going after some of the most experienced journalists is self-defeating to long term readership and profits.

The public companies who own most newspapers now are worried about quarterly profits which is sending long term business down the drain.  Newspapers aren’t losing money for the most part–they are just not earning as much as shareholders would like.

When Eric Zorn started blogging at the Tribune I pointed out that it was this kind of effort that would help newspapers transition to a dual existence on-line and in the paper.  The blog creates a greater conversation with readers and that relationship is central to the long term interests of the newspapers.  However, all of them are destroying that relationship by laying off the reporters with the most experience and the best relationship with their readers.

The long term way to stay in news now appears to be held privately and create a joint on-line/off-line operation that interacts with readers/viewers/etc, but few are pursuing the strategy.  The worst part of this is that the beat reporting and experience from being on the job is lost.

Instead, what we are likely to see are more efforts like Progress Illinois (and this is no criticism of it–I love the site)–that are funded by interests or parties or unions which is similar to the news models of the 19th century when papers were extensions of political parties.  I think bloggers, Progress Illinois, and others are great additions, but the basic reporting has to be done as well and that aspect of news is crumbling.

So if you want to start a new news organization, just drop me a  whole lot of cash and my first hire would be Aaron Chambers.