1. Ryan. I think. Umm… maybe. What the hell I don’t know what any of this garbage today means for Ryan. He was up in the last poll we’ll leave him here until something shakes out. This is officially too bizarre to figure out. I think it is safe to say we’ll be seeing his divorce records one way or another. Complaints about Jeri Ryan’s film with sex scenes that he financed surface again. I’d be really careful here, that might just get him votes.
I asked for this–really, I kept complaining how boring this race was.
2. Rauschenberger. Trying to raise cash and has a big mailing going out. Sitting out the fighting.
3. Uberweis, Uber Alles (Glenn Brown came up with this one). Mexicans=Bad. Canadian Drugs=Good. Don’t you just imagine some Canadian flying around in a helicopter talking about US Citizens taking good Canadian drugs? Not really because those Canadians are just too damn polite, but I like the image. Hitting Jack too with vague claims and such.
4. McKenna. He’s rich, he’ll be fine.
5. Wright. Making a good name for himself in the Judge Roy Moore fan club. That is a good thing currently in the Illinois Republican Party
6. Borling. On hold. Either the hero who sounded the alarm or the bastard who ran one of the worst campaign tactics ever while using a lackey to do it. Could he have done it simply out of spite at the whippersnapper?
7. Kathuria. Claimed on resume to have had public sex with Jeri Ryan.
“Kathuria. Claimed on resume to have had public sex with Jeri Ryan.”
Bravo.
did he teach her anything form the kama sutra? claimed on his resume to have written and illustrated it!
Any joke about an Indian guy that makes reference to the Kama Sutra is lame. He’s a Sikh anyway, so the Kama Sutra probably isn’t his fortay.
I’m going to leave that up as an illustration of the danger in making generalizations 😉
Best laugh I’ve had all week 🙂