Biting the Heads off Chickens

Rich has a classic up in his first monthly Sun-Times column. Funniest damn thing I’ve read in a long time.

In Oberweis’ defense, he’s not Alan Keyes. However, he’s good enough to give me stuff for the next six months or so.

Handicapping this race in any normal environment, I have to give the advantage to Judy and Joe as a team. That said, given the ability of the Republican Party to have spasms of insanity, I’ll say the race is about even. That’s good for me, but bad for the state. The Governor needs a tough race. It’ll hold his feet to the fire at a minimum and he and his administration need that sort of pressure to force them to get their act together.

What if Oberweis is the nominee? Blagojevich is going to Disneyland.

And I’m getting good material.

UPDATE: As Rich points out, that’s biting the heads of kittens not chickens. I must have Ozzy on the brain.

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