June 2010

I’m Not Pat Quinn and I’m Not Taking Any Questions

I’m pretty sure that Bill Brady’s campaign manager has been trying to get the above phrase into his idiot candidate’s head for the last few months.  It’s not working:

 

SPRINGFIELD — Republican governor candidate Sen. Bill Brady today said he supports lowering Illinois’ minimum wage if he wins in November and the state rate remains higher than the federal one.

“For the state of Illinois to come in and micromanage wages above the federal minimum wage is a mistake,” Brady, a state senator from Bloomington, told reporters.

Illinois’ minimum wage will rise a quarter to $8.25 an hour on July 1, a dollar above the $7.25 federal minimum wage that took effect last July.

Gov. Pat Quinn, Brady’s Democratic opponent, has been touting the state increase this week as he makes appearances throughout Illinois. The state rate also will be a dollar higher than all of Illinois’ bordering states, according to the U.S. Labor Department.

Brady, speaking after an appearance at a VFW convention, initially hedged on saying whether he would support rolling back the state minimum wage to the federal level if he becomes the state’s chief executive.

“I disagree with trying to elevate the minimum wage above the federal level,” he said. “The federal level is a competitive level, competing with neighboring states. We are losing jobs because private sector business investments (are) going to other states.”

Pressed further, Brady acknowledged he backs bringing down Illinois’ minimum wage to the federal level if it remained lower than the state rate once if he becomes governor.

“I would support equaling, uh, adopting the federal minimum wage, yes,” Brady said.

 

The primary way that Pat Quinn can possibly win in November is Bill Brady telling the people of Illinois what he actually believes.  You can make some complicated argument about whether a higher minimum wage is a good idea from an economic efficiency argument all you want, but that boils down to a campaign commercial that says “Bill Brady wants to reduce the minimum wage.”  This is true, though not very detailed, and very unpopular.

Bill Brady will never listen to me for campaign advice so I feel entirely free to say that keeping his mouth shut and looking pretty is his best shot.

Niecestro May Have Surpassed Cohen in the Dumb Gullible Category

Gator Bradley delivered a ton of signatures (no word on how many are valid as of yet) for Cohen, but Niecestro paid an idiot $10,000 and got nada.  Kelly didn’t even bother to forge some signatures.

 

Stufflebeam reports 34,000 signatures:

 

At least one candidate a lot of conservatives will now be watching is Randy Stufflebeam of Belleville who filed for U.S. Senate as part of the Constitution Party slate. Stufflebeam earned a lot of respect when he ran as a write-in candidate for Governor in 2006. He gave voters who couldn’t stomach either Judy Baar Topinka or Rod Blagojevich a place to go.

Stufflebeam says he filed 34,000 signatures – that’s 9,000 over the minimum. Anyone who has ever done the tedious work of gathering petition signatures knows that’s impressive – but at the same time it’s not a guaranteed safe cushion. We’ll have to see what happens. But if he can remain on the ballot, Republicans who can’t bring themselves to vote for Mark Kirk may have a solid alternative in Stufflebeam.

 

That probably is not enough, but we will see.   Kirk is a lot more vulnerable on his right than Alexi is to Carl Officer.

When To Take the Hint

Via Rich

 

Blagojevich’s ‘defense’ team filed for a mistrial because too many of the objections by the prosecution have been sustained.

No, seriously.  The judge’s response is the best:

A barely audible Judge James Zagel is explaining his repeated upholding of prosecution’s objections after Rod Blagojevich’s defense team asked for a mistrial today.

“I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a motion for a mistrial based on objections,” Zagel says.

The defense filing says Zagel so often cut off defense lawyers who were trying to cross examine witnesses, that they can’t properly defend their client. They also complained he chided defense lawyers in front of jurors.

Zagel said he believes lawyers are asking the questions the wrong way — beginning the questions in such a manner that the witness would have to guess what someone was thinking. Zagel noted the defense hasn’t objected much (indeed, today, just one even though the government’s most significant witness has been on the stand all day).

But the bottom line: Zagel said the defense can hand him a list of questions they think he should have allowed and he’d consider them.

Zagel said he saved Sam Adam Jr. and his client a level of resentment from the jury because he kept him from asking of the same questions time and again.

“I’d do it again, because I believe it is in the interest of justice to do so,” Zagel said.

First, “I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a motion for a mistrial based on objections.”

This is a a judge poking a defense team with the not so subtle notion that they don’t know what the hell they are doing.  The reason Zagel has never seen such a motion is because most lawyers are smart enough to follow a judge’s guidance when they keep asking the questions wrong.  Instead, the Adams’ have charged ahead asking the same type of questions again and again.  It’s unprofessional and stupid. It’s damn near legal malpractice.  Given their client is a lawyer, you might think he would notice this, but then you would remember it’s Rod Blagojevich who surfed through law school.

The end part is the best though, Zagel is pointing out that his admonishments are meant to direct them towards the correct way to answer the questions so the process isn’t long and drawn out.

Shorter Zagel: It’s not my fault you don’t know how to cross examine a witness, but since you clearly don’t, I’m saving you from yourselves.

Federal judges don’t suffer fools. I’m rather surprised Zagel has been as patient as he has been. 

Howza ’bout Ambassador to the United Nations

Imagine the hilarity. It’s like a bad sitcom plot:

 

 

One of the oddest ruminations expressed by Blagojevich on the Nov. 3, 2008, wiretap played in court was his suggestion, admittedly wild, that he might wangle an appointment to become the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations out of Barack Obama if he picked Obama’s friend Valerie Jarrett to fill the soon-to-be president’s seat in the U.S. Senate.

“Whatever cabinet position would be not stupid?” Blagojevich asked John Harris, his chief of staff. “How about UN ambassador?” Which prompted Harris to say: “I don’t think that’s realistic.”

Who is the Biggest Mark?

Niecestro or Cohen.

 

Kind of like …and remember death is not an option…

 

Niecestro just told everyone that he relied on a notorious flake to gather his petitions and then came up with zero.  Apparently he didn’t check or confirm progress, he just found out they didn’t get done.

 

Cohen is hiring Bradley Gator to do campaign work, has zero chance of winning, and is spending his own money….

 

Okay, Cohen is the biggest mark, but either way these two are incredible fools.

Shocked I Tell You, Shocked!

Via Rich

Scott Lee Cohen hired Gator Bradley to do his petition work.   That should help the image out:

 


Cohen spokesman John Davis acknowledged that the campaign paid petition circulators $1.50 a signature and that the ballot drive was coordinated by former Gangster Disciples leader Wallace “Gator” Bradley.

 

More:

“At first I was a little bit hesitant or worried that maybe people wouldn’t sign,” Cohen said. “I was completely wrong. People were very anxious to sign and made it very clear that they’re anxious to vote in the general election in November.”
Cohen, 45, said most of the signatures on the 8,878 pages came from the Cook County area.
Davis acknowledged that some of the petition circulators have not been paid, and said Cohen planned to deposit money in his campaign immediately after finishing the task of filing in Springfield, and he promised that unpaid workers would received what they’re owed over the next two or three days.

I’m giving him about a 30 percent chance of being on the ballot.  Using drunks and street people to gather signatures tends to result in lots of Mickey Mouses and Max E. Pads.  Though Bradley may see the campaign as cash register and have gotten enough valid signatures to keep taking money from Cohen for a few months.

It Could Describe So Many of Them

Via Rich

We hear that Mike Niecestro will not be on the ballot.  This isn’t terribly surprising, but I love the description:

 

Millionaire mortgage banker Mike Niecestro, the west suburban conservative who talked for months about running as an independent against Republican Kirk, Democrat Alexi Giannoulias and the Green Party’s LeAlan Jones, did not file petitions for a position on the November ballot.  Niecestro–who needed 25,000 signatures of registered voters–told me that his petition drive fell way short of its goal because a “certain republican politician” did not make good on his promise to get 45,000 signatures.  In fact, according to Niecestro, the politician known as a “flake” in GOP circles, delivered a goose egg.

 

Any guesses?

 

Here’s a lesson for anyone running for office–when some assclown (either party here) says they can do something incredibly difficult and doesn’t tell you how hard it will be  they are full of crap.

Daily Dolt: Mark Kirk

Or perhaps I’m the Daily Chump:

 

I thought it was bizarre at first, but accepted that a church pre-school might well take in some students who would be disadvantaged and Kirk was projecting a bit.  No, he was just making shit up.  I still believe he worked there–records and memories from that long ago aren’t that good and if he was a work study student, there’s some record somewhere, but good luck finding it. Maybe I’m still assuming Mark Kirk has some connection to reality and that may well be a bad assumption, but it’s hard to believe he didn’t teach at the pre-school.   Actually a male teacher at a pre-school is a pretty important thing and I hand it to him.  Usually teachers at the elementary level or pre-school level who are male are treated with a fair amount of suspicion which is silly and bigoted.

 

He ran play groups.  Everytime I set the bar low, the guy finds a way to make it under.

The Officer is Back

Carl Officer is back in politics and running for US Senate.  Apparently he is running to demonstrate that, in fact, there can be a greater embarrassment to the State of Illinois other than Rod Blagojevich and Roland Burris.

 

No, I am  serious.  Officer is currently on the East Saint Louis School Board which primarily qualifies one to be a petty thief.  In fact, just a few days ago, Durbin pointed out that the elected School Board needs an audit and probably is headed back to an oversight board:

 

Durbin wrote in his letter: “Recent media reports have detailed expenditures that appear extravagant and wasteful. In particular, I am concerned about reports that hundreds of thousands of dollars of federal funding are being used to pay high consultant salaries and that significant amounts of funding have been used for staff travel expenses.”

He also stated concern for, ” … reports of federal funding spent on entirely non-educational purposes.”

School board member Carl Officer, who was elected last year, said his requests for information concerning student performance, “have always been rebutted by saying that we needed to hire and pay these consultants which have been recommended time and time again in a variety of areas.” Officer, who has voted for consultants and has billed airfare and lodging to the district when traveling to conferences, said he welcomes any investigation, ” … to see whether or not these funds were spent judiciously, as we were told.”

On March 28, the newspaper reported that during the past six years the school district spent $2 million on consultants, according to incomplete financial records provided under the Freedom of Information Act. When the district refused to provide access to paperwork for at least half of the consultants listed, reporters turned up additional financial documents that upped the consulting total to at least $3.1 million.

The district also spent that at least $200,000 on airline tickets and hotels, as well as $10,000 for original artwork, including $4,000 for a “historical quilt.”

District finance records showed that at least $138,000 was spent during just one 12-month period on lodging for school board members, administrators, teachers and consultants at Hiltons, Sheratons, a Ritz-Carlton and other top hotels in cities from Los Angeles to New Orleans to New York City. One district employee stayed six nights at the Pointe Hilton Squaw Peak Resort in Phoenix at a cost of $1,204.

Officer lost his race for reelection for Mayor of East Saint Louis and lost to Eddie Jackson for the race for an Illinois House seat.  Jackson is probably just as bad, but not as entertaining.
My favorite bit on Officer was written by Pat Gauen about his experiences with Officer during Officer’s first stint as Mayor of East Saint Louis:

My personal favorite was the day he gathered the press to announce that he was filing a federal suit to stop Gov. James Thompson from using the National Guard to seize the city. When I broke the news to Thompson’s press secretary, I thought the poor man would laugh himself into a stroke. No troops ever showed up.

Or maybe the best was the time Carl began a speech by greeting me from the podium, by name, but then complained the next day to my editor that the resulting story was unfair because he wouldn’t have spoken so candidly had he known a reporter was present.

No, I think it was the opening of an obstetrical unit to help deal with the community’s soaring population of unwed mothers. Carl, a bachelor, publicly announced that he was personally going to start work on populating the place that very night.

Oops, I almost forgot the major MetroLink ceremony where Carl wiped the smile off every face by vowing to block the project because he wasn’t consulted. (Civic leaders unanimously insisted that Carl was invited to every meeting but never once showed up.)

You’ve surely heard about how Zaire un-invited Carl to help fine-tune its government after he announced that he would take his own blood supply, so if he got sick he wouldn’t depend on its “monkey blood.”

Perhaps the best was when he got stopped by police doing 108 mph in a Jaguar borrowed from a convicted drug dealer. Carl bitterly denied the cop’s version, insisting he really had been doing 140.

Is there no end to it?

I haven’t gotten to the bodyguard with the Uzi. Or the $2,200 Carl claimed for trips never taken. Or the consulting contract the city council approved for $545,000 but Carl signed for $1.3 million. Or Carl’s hearty endorsement of a $450 million riverfront development plan long after everyone else, including a federal grand jury, figured out that it was just a big scam.

Officer is running as a pro-life candidate. As we can see from Gauen’s piece, he apparently practices what he preaches.

Roll ’em up.

What is With the GOP in DC?

It’s like they took a stupid pill.  Not that I mind, mind you:

 

The oil spill in the Gulf is this nation’s largest natural disaster and stopping the leak and cleaning up the region is our top priority.  Congressman Barton’s statements this morning were wrong.  BP itself has acknowledged that responsibility for the economic damages lies with them and has offered an initial pledge of $20 billion dollars for that purpose.

Natural? How is an oil rig explosion and leak natural?

 

Just wondering?