January 2009

I’m Thinking Parachute

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10:56 a.m. Blagojevich won’t stick around; Quinn in the wings

Blagojevich will leave the Senate and the statehouse immediately after his closing argument to return home on a state aircraft, to avoid any “plane issues,” spokesman Lucio Guerrero said. State lawmakers and Lt. Gov. Patrick Quinn have said Blagojevich is not entitled to state transporation home if he is convicted and removed before he leaves.

Lt. Gov. Patrick Quinn is at the statehouse. Quinn came own on a state plane with Supreme Court Justice Anne Burke, who will swear him in if he becomes governor. His two sons will also be here.

His Defense is the Animal House Defense

Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests – we did.
[winks at Dean Wormer]
Otter: But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg – isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

Add this to his Pearl Harbor claims and we now know he is either Otter or Bluto:

D-Day: War’s over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he’s rolling.
Bluto: And it ain’t over now. ‘Cause when the goin’ gets tough…
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin’! Who’s with me? Let’s go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re gonna let it be the worst. “Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer…
Otter: Dead! Bluto’s right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.
Bluto: We’re just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let’s do it.
Bluto: *Let’s do it*!


More JCAR

It’s absolutely irrelevant what 9 other states did. This is the Illinois Constitution.

How is it impeachable?

Well you are spending money that has not been authorized by the Legislature.  That’s an impeachable offense. It doesn’t matter if it is a ‘good cause’–it’s a matter of whether the Constitution is followed.

Moving on to Save RX, the Governor isn’t even addressing that the primary problems are related to the Governor not following the law on inspecting the foreign pharmacies as Illinois law required.

Now picking a fight with Holland over CMS Audit.  He claims to have stopped doing what Holland said to stop–the problem is that what he was doing was illegal and Blagojevich should have known that.

The basic point of the CMS audit was twofold. First, no one could document savings.  Second, money was appropriated for the effort by the Executive Branch, not the Legislative Branch.  Again, the Governor needs to read the Illinois Constitution if this isn’t clear to him.