February 2006

IFI: You know, Hamas and bin Laden have a point

Has someone hacked into IFI? Because this is the funniest damn thing I’ve read in a long time.

The liberals always say we should try to understand the “root causes” of terrorism. So what should we make of the Wolf Blitzer interview of Mahmoud al-Zahar on CNN on Sunday, January 29, in which the Hamas co-founder rejected the concept of a secular society like that in the U.S. because it sanctions homosexuality and promotes the spread of AIDS?

Al-Zahar made similar statements in an interview with WorldNetDaily, declaring, “The West brought all this freedom to its people but it is that freedom that has brought about the death of morality in the West. It’s what led to phenomena like homosexuality, homeless and AIDS.”

On the matter of women’s rights, he said, “What we have, unlike the West, is that young women cannot be with men and have relations outside marriage. Sometimes with tens of men. This causes the destruction of the family institution and the fact that many kids come to the world without knowing who are their fathers or who are their mothers. This is not a modern and progressed society.”

If we are truly devoted to liberal values such as “tolerance” and “diversity,” then should we not take some time to understand that there are those in the Arab/Muslim world who reject the sexual promiscuity that is celebrated on American TV and in films?

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The London Sunday Times has claimed that she has become “Osama’s worst nightmare” for her criticism of Islam. But if anything, this kind of criticism makes the terrorists fight harder. In fact, in the infamous “Letter to the American People,” attributed to bin Laden, he condemned the acceptance of homosexuality in American culture.

President Bush says the terrorists reject freedom and democracy. That’s certainly part of it. But they also reject the face of America presented to the rest of the world by Hollywood and the media. This is cultural pollution of the worst kind. It makes us more vulnerable to terrorist attack.

So, Hamas and Bin Laden’s views on social issues aren’t so bad.

I couldn’t make this up without sounding like I was caricaturing IFI. Some of the press folks need to start asking Uberweis what he thinks about Petey and the gang.

Quick Update:
The author is a columnist for Accuracy in Media and the column is up at that site now.

Not an Endorsement, but Still a Big Help

Jesse Jackson Jr. and Claypool held an event at Jackson’s Congressional Office where Claypool backed Jackson’s plan for a 3rd Airport. Jackson didn’t endorse and probably won’t, but it was an important signal to African-American voters that Jackson isn’t going to just throw in behind Stroger.

This isn’t surprising since the Trib points out a Jackson supported candidate is taking on a key Stroger ally in the County Board race

Gee, is Jesse Jr thinking about something in 2007? (I still think he’ll avoid 2007 and 2011 is his target)

More on Claypool later.

More Algebra

Kevin claims that many of us critical of Cohen don’t get his primary point–that one shouldn’t be condemned to a life of failure because one can’t do algebra.

I understood the point, just as Atrios did. Atrios makes a good point about credentialling which is very valid and an excellent point.

However, let me make the basic point here that any individual should have the basic skills to get through a productive life and algebra is one of those basic skills just as being functionally literate is one of those basic skills. People do algebra all of the time, though they may not recognize it as algebra–balancing the checkbook being the obvious case that everyone does. It’s not some high falluting level of math that is important to the sciences, but not so much an every day tool. It is an every day tool.

Now, when it comes down to credentialling one with a high school diploma, it’s the second requirement I’d throw into a graduation requirement for high school right behind functional literacy in reading and writing. Third is geometry and then we can have a debate about the amount of other factors.

At the most basic point, Cohen is an idiot because he makes sets up an entirely theoretical situation that does not really exist. The student in question missed 2/3 of the days in the year so she didn’t pass not for an inability to do algebra, but a refusal to work at it. I’m the first to say we could probably teach math more effectively and make it more interesting to many students, but ultimately, like most things in life, you have to work at it. She didn’t and part of the story is how she regrets not having worked at it.

Algebra is taught at very different levels and people have options in schools about what level of class to take in most cases and eventually a student will get through it in all cases, but the most serious learning disabilities. That’s okay. Working hard is a good thing and has intrinsic value in itself. Because something is hard is no reason not to do it. That there is some innate inability to do algebra in some large portion of the population is pure poppycock.

But once you decide to set up a degree system that credentials people based on hitting specific benchmarks, I can’t imagine getting far in a rational process that doesn’t result in algebra and geometry being two of the top requirements. They are simply too fundamental to living life and reasoning ability. It doesn’t mean all students have to be experts, but they have to be familiar enough with the subjects to pass a class–not exactly a high bar.

Mayor Daley: Yes to ‘Gay Games,’ Democrats, NO to GOP Convention

IFI is upset.

I say, the man has good taste.

Can anyone else imagine what goes on at the IFI HQ.

“and the men, the men, they parade around in their short shorts showing their toned legs for everyone to see, like the public wants to see those delectable, ahem, disgusting legs on display. It’s enough to drive this straight man hot, errr…mad, mad I tell you!”

What’s classic about the whole thing is Petey can’t help, but bring up Steamworks which is apparently a gay bathhouse in Chicago. What drives a straight man to be so worried about what gay men are doing? I write for a gay and lesbian biweekly and I learn more about gay sex reading the IFI site than anything else. Funny.

Sometimes they write themselves

The Oberweis Comedy Jam

Austin Mayor will be doing his rendition of Uberweis, Uberweis to the tune of Edelweis.

OneMan will be providing aerial shots from a helicopter and telling us just how many illegal aliens can fit into the roundhouse complex.

Jake and Nat have drinks while Dave Dierson screams to no one in particular that Jake is part of the vast conspiracy to hide the IL GOP ethics statement and platform from the public. Jake attempts to talk to him and Dierson disappears with a poof of smoke.

Tom Tancredo and Phyllis Schafly will be claiming to provide moments of seriousness inbetween comedy routines, but really turn out to be the headliners.

Jack Roeser will leave his checkbook at home saying he’s too busy to pay. He’s a busy man, you know.

George Wendt will be outside actually being funny and supporting Birkett.

Pete Giangreco will pack the audience with Blagojevich supporters just to make sure people actually think this clown could pull off a primary win leaving Pete the second easiest job after Robert Gibbs was spokesperson for Obama in 2004. Leaving, he’ll make a reference of “I’m going to Disneyland…”

Uniquely Bad Campaign Commercial

Rich points out the horrendous production problems with the Eisendrath ad quite well.

But there is another quality about it that I couldn’t quite place which transcended bad production into a classic of bad campaign advertisements. It just struck me what it was, but I had to go back to January 14, 1972 when Christopher Knight hit that awkward point in his character’s life when his voice changed–yes, the Brady Bunch sings the “Time to Change” song with Peter Brady croaking out his lyrics in a heartwarming episode about growing up and adjusting to life’s challenges.

Can’t you just see Edwin there with his lines “I love this state” and “It’s just wrong that…”

It’s Peter Brady with his voice changing. Lyrics Available here

And who the hell runs as Edwin and not Ed?