2004

But Weller Was So Excited About It

Daily Reminder–new material below.

Funny, I seem to remember Weller being excited about using his upcoming marriage for political gain before he got slapped around for marrying the right hand aid of a murderous dictator–who is also the murderous dictator’s daughter.

But no more according the Pantagraph:

A few months back, he also was pretty eager to announce his pending marriage to a Guatemalan congresswoman. He rounded up family and friends for an announcement in his hometown of Morris and even sent out a press release, complete with a biography of his fiancee.

Last week, we had the rare opportunity to chat with the incumbent Republican, who is facing a challenge Nov. 2 from Democrat Tari Renner of Bloomington.

At the end of the interview, which focused on Weller’s work as a congressman, we asked Weller if he and Zury Rios Sosa had set a date for their wedding.

“I wouldn’t tell you if we did,” Weller responded. “You guys in the news media would make a circus out of it and ruin it for us.”

As it turns out, The Pantagraph news chopper is out of service this year and we won’t be buzzing the treetops of some swanky private resort hoping to get exclusive footage of the ceremony, including the part where the bride’s father, a former dictator of Guatemala, hands her off at the altar.

Weller was then asked if he and his fiancee had picked a location for the wedding.

“I don’t know. We’ll see,” Weller said. “Maybe it will be on a beach in Bali. My marriage is a deeply personal matter.”

Guess we’ll just wait for a press release to tell us when the deed is done.

Mr. Weller is petty too:

Here’s an excerpt from one instance:

“I was shocked and could not believe the vicious personal attacks that the college professor made on my fiancee,” Weller said. “The professor owes my fiancee a personal apology.”

We interrupted and asked Weller why he only refers to Renner as “the college professor.”

“That’s what he does,” Weller responded. “I’m a congressman. That’s his job title.”

It could be worse. Weller could be calling Renner something worse … like “politician.”

And for the daily reminder:

Top Renner aides are hoping for a repeat of 2000, when Democrat Mike Kelleher raked in nearly $200,000 from the national party in the closing days of his campaign against Tim Johnson in Illinois’ 15th Congressional District.

Insiders say the added money is a possibility because their internal polls show Weller has not put much distance between himself and his challenger despite spending large sums on advertising.

“He should be blowing us out of the water,” one Renner staffer remarked.

For Renner to have a realistic chance, Democrats in the 11th District are going to have to come out in droves.

And so, help the DCCC have enough money to do exactly that. In the other race, I’m behind Liberal Oasis, but you all have been amazing. Liberal Oasis and ArchPundit have raised over $5,000. Let’s improve that and reward and encourage the DCCC to get in this race and continue in others.

ArchPundit sits at $2250, let’s give Liberal Oasis a run for the money.

You can also visit Tari’s campaign by clicking on the ad at the right.

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Insider Scoop?

Or just having fun?

From Comments:

Inside Scoop: Watch for Alan Keyes to display his fluency in “Klingon” during the third and final U.S. Senate Debate on WTTW – Ch. 11 tomorrow night in Chicago.

(Yes, Keyes is a Trekkie and yes, he has likely fantasized about Jack Ryan’s ex-wife)

Gentleman, start your other world jokes….

Keyes Makes DU Top 10 List

Not a fan of DU Message Boards, but this is pretty funny via Truth Girl

With the polls showing him about 45 points behind Barak Obama, there’s not long to go before Alan Keyes becomes nothing more than an unpleasant memory in the minds of Illinois voters. We’ll be sorry to see Alan go because he’s provided us with such great material these last few months – but fortunately it looks like he’s got some left in him.

Last week Alan told a campaign rally (in attendance: two homeless people, three passers-by, and a stray dog) that incest was “inevitable” for children raised by gay couples. “If we do not know who the mother is, who the father is, without knowing all the brothers and sisters, incest becomes inevitable,” he said.

But… doesn’t this means that incest is inevitable for any adopted child, whether their parents are gay or straight? And considering Alan’s extreme pro-life views, does this mean that he now thinks adoption should be outlawed? What’s he going to do with all the unwanted pregnancies?

But don’t confuse yourself thinking trying to figure this out, there’s actually a very simple explanation: Alan Keyes is a homophobic nutcase who’ll literally say anything to slam gays.

The 21st Century version of the Lincoln-Douglas debate in Illinois

I’m telling you, if you crackpots keep claiming this Abe is going to get up and slap you around.

I’m not sure who thinks this is a wise idea, but one thing about Illinois is it doesn’t have the provencial hold on many historical events like, say, Saint Louis and the damn 1904 World’s Fair, but don’t mess with Abe. Just don’t–it really makes one realize what a carpetbagger Keyes is. I don’t care much about where he’s from, but these comparisons are incredibly annoying and offensive.

And the delusions continue:

In a matter of weeks Alan Keyes has gained a wide grassroots support. Polls show a 20%+ gain for Keyes in some areas of the State with a fraction of the money Obama has spent. Obama had over $9 million on June 30, 2004 and has spent about $8 million. Keyes has raised $1,349,679 in 7 weeks, with over 20,000 contributors.

Lamest Non-Endorsement

Lame endorsement of the cycle–the Edwardsville Intelligencer. They endorse Kerry as the lesser of two evils, but claim that Barack is avoiding tough issues such as gay marriage because he opposes it and supports civil unions. The lameness of this is how clear Obama’s position is on the subject–

Against gay marriage
For Civil Unions
Against DOMA
For allowing gay couples to adopt.

That’s clearer than about 80% of the politicians in the country and clearer than Kerry.

They guy is a charismatic policy wonk. You may not agree with him, but he’s pretty detailed and clear.