October 2004

Lightbulbs and Dimbulbs

Brought to you by the irrascible libertarian Steve Chapman

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

None. “There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. When you say it’s burned out, you’re giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Real men don’t need artificial light.”

Bringing me to the question–how man Alan Keyes does it take to change a light bulb?

Leave your answers in comments or e-mail them to me at archpundit@yahoo.com

Bumped to encourage more fun. And increase the amount of material I don’t have to work to get.

OK, Forget about Poland

Via Austin Mayor,

Poland’s pulling out of Iraq starting in January.

And, of course, the line from Polish President about weapons of mass destruction

“They deceived us about the weapons of mass destruction, that’s true. We were taken for a ride.”

Quick denounce him as un-American. Oh, wait, he isn’t American. He must be French–wait, he’s not French. German? uh, no. Leftist socialist–well yes, but Bush’ leftist socialist.

But let’s look at the ‘coalition as it now stands.

The notion that these countries are being insulted when Kerry criticizes the coalition is a joke. The only reason most of these nations are doing anything is because they want to stay on the good side of Washington.