August 2004

Subservient President

Too Funny.

Try these:

salute reagan
stop the war
wrap yourself in the flag
have a drink
vietnam (the response to this is incredibly funny)
what do you think of john kerry?
what do you think of the geneva conventions?
dance (ask him to dance again after that)
what about enron?
what do you think of halliburton?
do you like michael moore? (typing the word “france” gets the same result)
supreme court
constitution
cut taxes
what will you do about north korea (also iran)
what will you do about global warming?
nixon
rumsfeld
terrorists
constitution
what do you think of the subservient chicken?

Daily Herald Points out Keyes’ Odd View of the 17 Amendment

That he wants to repeal it and have the State Lege pick the Senator. Yeah, what a great idea in Illinois. Pate Philip for US Senator! Yeah

The Daily Herald picked up the story and got confirmation from the great political entrepenuer Dan Proft.

Of course, ArchPundit readers (and NRO readers) knew this already

Of course, this isn’t nearly as wacky as his view of the 14th amendment which is well to the right of even Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia.

“He does still support repeal of the 17th Amendment,” Keyes campaign adviser Dan Proft said Thursday.

Fred Phelps to Bloomington

Fred Phelps of GodHatesFags.com Infamy, is visiting Bloomington and Peoria:

Westboro Baptist Church spokeswoman Shirley Phelps-Roper said her group will send 10 to 15 people, including children, to Bloomington and Peoria Electrolux sites Aug. 23 because the company is based in Sweden.

Unrelated to company activity, the government in Sweden jailed a preacher for making anti-gay statements, she said. Phelps-Roper described the protest as informational, not seeking a boycott or any other action against Electrolux.

The civil rights group Southern Poverty Law Center describes church leader Fred Phelps as “America’s most rabid and vicious hater of homosexuals.” Westboro and the center spar over the center’s designation of it as a “hate group.”

Tentative plans are for Aug. 22 pickets outside St. John’s Lutheran, Holy Trinity Catholic, St. Matthew’s Episcopal, Wesley United Methodist, Second Presbyterian and Vale Community churches.

Second Press was my family’s church growing up and is about the best example of a uptight mainstream church one could hope to find. Seeing Phelps outside would be a hoot.

Phelps and gang visited my current church (also Second Press–different place, different outlook) a couple years ago and the overwhelming reaction was pity.

Warning, the flyer is offensive

I assume this is on the way out to the sodomite whorehouse also known as the Republican National Convention (his line, not mine)

We got everything we wanted

Umm…well, as Bernard Schoenburg points out, not really

Blagojevich said he would close the state prison at Vandalia and the youth prison at St. Charles. At the end of May, in a surprise proposal, Blagojevich also backed closure of the Pontiac Correctional Center. None of those ideas were in the final compromise.

He pushed a “Balanced Budget Act” designed to require every spending bill to include a source of the funds. That constitutionally questionable idea sounded good, but went nowhere.

He said he would pass a “Responsible Spending Act” to require that, for every billion-dollar increase in the budget, $50 million would be put in a rainy day fund. Fancy name. Not done.

Ditto the “On Time Bill Payment Act,” under which the state would have to pay its bills within 60 days or draw on a line of credit to do so. Sounds like more of that “borrow and spend” that House Speaker MICHAEL MADIGAN, D-Chicago, accused the governor of doing too much of. It didn’t pass.

He wanted $400 million in new money for education. He actually got $389 million in the final compromise. Blagojevich also has said he wants to raise per-pupil support for each student in the state by $1,000 during his four-year term. He needed $250 per student to stay on pace this year, but the actual figure was $154 per student.

The governor touted his “Opportunity Returns” program as “regionally focused ideas, ideas that play to the strengths and address the weaknesses of each part of our state.” His administration sought $50 million in new general fund money for the program, but it wasn’t part of the final budget compromise.
That jeopardizes some already-announced initiatives – though no program has yet been announced in four of the 10 areas into which the state has been divided by this program. Springfield is in one of the areas where opportunity has not yet returned.

The governor did tout a memorandum of understanding he signed with legislative leaders to advance the program, but Madigan said the agreement is merely to study the program. And the governor has yet to get a state-sponsored venture capital program going, despite pushing the idea heavily during his campaign.

He wanted to move the Department of Agriculture’s land division into the Department of Natural Resources.
“The savings from this move will help us pay the damages we now owe Mongo,” the governor joked about last year’s disqualified junior steer champion. The move didn’t happen, and the joke has turned into a lawsuit against the state by the family of the teenage girl who showed the steer at last year’s state fair.

Besides the speech itself, the governor’s office put out supporting documents with other proposals. Among them:

His administration wanted a long-standing tax exemption on farm chemicals eliminated for farms with revenue (not necessarily profit) of more than $1 million a year. Only later did it come out that the term “farm chemicals” covered, among other things, seed for crops and feed for animals. The legislature turned thumbs down on the idea, and a compromise reached with farm groups wasn’t enacted either.

The administration also wanted to eliminate the motor fuel tax exemption for non-farm non-highway vehicles, such as railroad locomotives. Blagojevich said it would save $74 million. It didn’t happen.

A proposed 75-cent-per-ride fee on taxi rides to and from major Chicago airports was to raise $6 million. No go.

Blagojevich wanted to take a “holiday” from two state programs totaling more than $30 million a year: the Open Space Land Acquisition and Development Fund, and the Natural Areas Acquisition Fund. Conservationists were up in arms, and the funding stayed.

Twit.

The Economist Chimes In

Unfortunately, the Economist saved its biting humor, but offer up a serious indictment of the whole farce:

To make matters even worse for the Republicans, Mr Keyes’s numerous defects as a candidate are only magnified by the comparison with Mr Obama. Mr Obama has spent almost 20 years in Illinois?seven as a state senator?and is married to a woman from the South Side of Chicago. He won an impressive 53% of the Democratic primary vote against six strong opponents. He is optimistic where Mr Keyes preaches Sodom and Gomorrah, and moderate where Mr Keyes is intemperate. He is also a rising national star, with unrivalled support from the national party, while Mr Keyes is a serial failure.

The Republicans’ fatal mistake was to think that the best way to counter a black man was with another black man. The point about Mr Obama?as the Republicans might have realised if they had paid greater attention to his speech in Boston?is that he is a post-racial candidate. Mr Obama is the son of a black man from Kenya and a white woman from Kansas who was brought up by his white mother and grandparents in Hawaii and South-East Asia. He appeals just as strongly to white suburban voters as he does to blacks.

He Writes Songs

It gets better and better

?I touch the world with hands too weak, frail as the words that I speak. I hear the sounds, dragging with pain?Nothing to gain, nothing to lose, why should I bother to choose? Mind cannot know, lips shake to spare, but when I sing with my heart you are there..?.-Alan Keyes in a self-written song, ?You Are There?

Assignment Desk: Get me this tape

He went on the Tonight Show and sang. While Bill Clinton played the sax in 1992, and John Kerry played the guitar this campaign season, those were merely cases of showing off. When Keyes went on the Tonight Show, he sang a song he wrote, expressing his own heart about issues of justice and truth. Few political leaders would make themselves so vulnerable in that venue.