Who Can Turn Away From a Trainwreck

I’m not linking to the specific documents, but just taking excerpts out of random ones I find amusing:

 

I am a Native American, enrolled as such with The Southern Band of The Cherokee
Nation; I worked for the Sangamon County Sheriff and have been in law Enforcement
for over 40 years. I know a lot of people on both parties. My mother’s ancestry goes
back to General John Sevier who was a Brigadier General under George Washington
and the first Governor of the State of Tennessee. My ancestors have been involved in
every war or conflict since the American Revelation with the exception of the Middle
East Wars.
I think I would make a good candidate for Lieutenant Governor because I have never
been a person to kiss butt and have always put the American People First.

 

This kind of stupid ass stunt is something the Illinois GOP specializes.  Apparently stupid is contagious.

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