No, not help him get elected.
But Alan Keyes needs a place to live in Illinois, and quick. He can’t sign a year lease, and needs to move it immediately — so that limits his choices.
We can do a great service by offering him suggestions on places to move: flophouses, SROs, the local Y.
OPEN THREAD!
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Alan: this is a link to a list of Manufactured Housing and Mobile Home communities in Illinois: http://www.mobilehome.net/communities/il/
A mobile home is relatively inexpensive, it can double as your campaign vehicle, and when you lose on November 2, you can just take the mobile home right back to Maryland.
I do have an extra bedroom…but given his track record, I think I have good reason to doubt that he’d pay his half of the rent and utilities.
Just crash on Syverson’s couch for a couple months.
How about Phil Crane’s residence? Phil never uses it.