In a report accompanying Mrs. Skoien’s arrest earlier this month, police say Mr. Skoien, the Palatine Township Republican committeeman, claimed his wife beat him with the toy guitar after finding him in their children’s playroom with two prostitutes. Gary Skoien denies he was with two prostitutes when police say his wife attacked him at 1:15 a.m. March 8. Skoien has called the report “absolutely wrong” and said the women were friends.
“No money was exchanged. Nobody was naked,” Skoien, 55, previously told the Daily Herald. “I’m a politician. You think I’d call police if I weren’t afraid for my life?”
No money was exchanged. Nobody was naked.
Afraid for his life because his wife hit him with a toy guitar?
She’s 5’4″ 100 pounds according to Mary Mitchell.
Separated or not, taking two women, prostitutes or not, to you kids playroom and getting hit with a toy guitar is pretty much the best thing that could have happened to Skoien.
What’s most uncredible about the story is that Gary Skoien convinced two women to go home with him at the same time and didn’t pay them.