What stupid thing will the Jack! campaign pull next?
My virtual money is on attacking Jeri Ryan’s character so it forces her to respond publicly while also angering every suburban woman who isn’t already angry.
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What stupid thing will the Jack! campaign pull next?
My virtual money is on attacking Jeri Ryan’s character so it forces her to respond publicly while also angering every suburban woman who isn’t already angry.
Add yours to comments.
My prediction: Appearing with his son on TV to show the young man damaged by the media attention.
Honestly, I think this is the end of Ryan. Maybe not officially, but this race could very well be over very soon. The state GOP is pissed for being lied to, and pissed he did this in such a fuckhead, shit-for-brians manner.
the national GOP has got to be pissed for the fuckheadedness of the whole manner, and with Obama doing to well, especially picking up such support nationally, I would be surprised if they just leave him for the dead. Illinois is a Democratic state and everyone knows it. Ryan was supposed to be their Golden Boy because of his job as a teacher, and how just shiny and nice he seems, and now well, he’s shiny like a polished-lack-leather gimp mask (yeah i know, bad joke, had to try to fit on in).
The suburban women are gonna be pissed about this, the church going down state GOPers are going to be appauled. I think he’s dead in teh water.
And of course the best part about all of this is the big “Why should this fucking matter at all?” I mean really who gives a shit what a senator tried to do with his ex. this won’t affect his ability as a lawmaker. I wouldnt care is he enjoyed screwing sheep (is animal love still legal in IL?), but hes a GOPer and I’m a democrat so i think this is all pretty flippin hilarious.
1) Dems should hope that the man that handled this all in a “fuckhead, shit-for-brains manner” maintains said manner and sticks with the race.
If the interviews on WGN-Radio and WBEZ are any indication, Jack! is arrogant enough to think that he can eventually talk — and smile — his way out of this. (Shades of George W. Bush)
So Jack!, keep saying it isn’t a big deal, you were trying to protect your son, your son, don’t forget to mention protecting your son, this sets a new standard, ask if we can imagine applying this standard, etc. Stay in the race Jack!
2) Q: “Why should this fucking matter at all?”
A: JACK RYAN ON THE DEFENSE OF MARRIAGE:
The breakdown of the family over the past 35 years is one of the root causes of some of our society?s most intractable social problems-criminal activity, illegitimacy, and the cyclical nature of poverty.
As an elected leader, my interest will be in promoting laws and educating people about the fundamental importance of the traditional family unit as the nucleus of our society.
http://www.jackryan2004.com/issues/issueslist.asp?p=330