The most recent Joyce Morrison tract is up and it lives up to her reputation.
Written to an anonymous Mr. Greenshoes it has one funny bit about hemp shoes, but otherwise descends into paranoia and rather bizarre stereotypes.
Other than amusement, this may seem pointless, but let me point out who she is affiliated with:
Joyce is an activist and serves as a member of the agricultural advisory board of U.S. Congressman John Shimkus (R-IL).
Also, she is part of a ministry with interesting supporters like Jo Ann Emerson and Jesse Helms.
Hemp activists generally don’t get to sit on advisory boards of liberal candidates…for good reason. The same would be true for conservative Members of Congress and conservative loons in a sane world.
Some choice out-takes:
You will learn the truth about the UN?s Agenda 21, Biosphere reserves, Sustainable Development, Smart Growth, Wildlands Project, wetlands and wilderness areas, buffers, conservation easements, corridors, viewsheds, global governance and all other ways of control, control, control of the land.
Acronyms such as UNESCO, IUCN, USFWS, USDOT, NEPA, USDA,FSA, DNR, EPA and hundreds of others will be explained.
Don’t forget about the snakes being airlifted into Missouri.
Are you the tree hugger who marches in protest about the timber being harvested and yet you live in a wooden house and brag about your hardwood floors, beautiful oak cabinets and exquisite wooden dining room suite?
Uh, huh.
Is that you who gets into your foreign built car and protests about our American made automobiles and complains about everyone else?s emissions while driving to your over-paid job?
Her she is completely confused. Hippie hemp activists generally are lucky if they have a job. Though, American cars do have higher emissions, but I doubt Joyce bothers with such details.
You are the first to protest drilling for oil in the Arctic (ANWR) because it is "pristine" but you love to heat your home and put fuel into your car(s). Don?t you realize it takes fuel to generate electricity?
Electricity has little to do with crude oil.
Do you protest against the chemicals used in agriculture while playing 18 holes on your favorite over-fertilized golf course?
I think it is safe to say hemp activists aren’t playing golf when they claim to be.
And yet, you are fat and healthy on the cheapest, finest food in the world. While protesting against agriculture in the U.S., you are willing to eat food shipped in from foreign countries where you have no idea under what conditions the food was grown. In the U.S. there are regulations and controls to insure the food?s safety, but who regulates what the third world countries produce?
Just make sure the cheetos are kept around, huh?