Sources indicate a Chicago Police Sketch Artist has been threatened by two associates of the World Church of the Creator. The sketches released seemed to indicate a darker skin tone than they felt was fair.
“The Police Sketch Artist is clearly trained by the Jewish Media which is trying to give credit for our work to those people. We simply will not stand for any suggestion we are not pure white Aryans,” said sketch one associate. “This is just another attempt to marginalize the white man in today’s society and we will not stand for it. We demand credit for our work and if the sketch artist doesn’t watch out, we’ll kill his family too.”
Police investigators who accompanied reporters to the quickly scheduled press conference looked at each other, shrugged, and placed both men under arrest. Bond is set at $10,000,000. The judge informed the defendants their insurance cards are not valid for bond in a criminal case.
How stupid are these people?
You do get this was satire right?
Sketch person 2 took issue with his cap being called black. “It ain’t black–it’s charcoal grey! We have strict rules against clothing miscegenation.
Damn, and here I’d just done a kick-ass post on this. Note to self: Always read the comments before blogging!
You guys are scaring me–I’m having a hard time believing that you bought they threatened a sketch artist and thus implicated themselves.
We’re not exactly dealing with the sharpest set of knives in the drawer. I could totally see somebody from Hale’s group doing something that fundamentally stupid.
True–it’s not like these guys are geniuses and who knows when a matter of principle will make them..blow their minds.
Thats’ what i like about Arch … he only steals from the best.
So, the guy on the left has a striking resemblence to one of Hale’s top henchmen … and resident of Creve Coeur, right across the river from me.
Wasn’t it some time ago you mentioned seeing Hale at a gas station and what a twerp he was–and how you could have saved us all a lot of trouble? 😉
Great job on this story Bill.