Vasyl tells us the flights to Baltimore are up to $142. We wish the good Ambassador the good luck to have gotten his ticket earlier.

9 thoughts on “Keyes Flight Watch”
  1. Did he ever, once, set foot inside the apt at Calumet City? Just wondering whether he’d have to rent a Uhaul and drive home instead of flying, or whether it could all fit inside the carry-on.

  2. Inside Scoop: Watch for Alan Keyes to display his fluency in “Klingon” during the third and final U.S. Senate Debate on WTTW – Ch. 11 tomorrow night in Chicago.

    (Yes, Keyes is a Trekkie and yes, he has likely fantasized about Jack Ryan’s ex-wife)

  3. Whether he stepped foot in the Cal City apartment or not, here’s the more interesting question: why did the Keyes campaign pay over $13,000 for corporate housing in September and October?

    I’m not even going into the flights on airlines (like Frontier) that fly from Chicago to other states, the limousine in New York, or the outrageous hotel bill during the convention. No sir, I will not mention those items at all. Nope.

  4. How do you say “Obama supports the slaveholder’s right to continue the genocide of the black man” in Klingon?

  5. “Obama Qutlh pIn’a’ taH HoH toy’ ghot.” Of course, for all I know, it can also mean “Obama supports ritualized torture by women of their toy men”. :^)

    (Courtesy of Klingon Pocket Dictionary available at http://klingonska.org)

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