Just got some scuttlebutt, top Gephardt aide Joyce Aboussie has been sent a private plane to join Dick Gephardt for….one can only assume the announcement that Dick Gephardt will be the next Vice President Nominee for the Democratic Party.
UPDATE: If Aboussie is being flown out and ordering staff to be ready for a change, it’s hard to imagine that it is anything, but gearing up for an announcement that he is the VP nominee. He and Aboussie are incredibly close and she is his right hand. Unless this is a bit of disinformation, this is the real deal.
see this and this for the joke if you aren’t a long time reader.
Might as well be Madeleine Albright
I was haunted by a reoccurring nightmare that I was in a public bathroom full of patrons when the text came. I picked up the message, had an emotional response, and then there was some awkward moments between me and the other patrons. Some clown shared the spectacle on the internets. I had to go into hiding. My family vowed to never speak to me again. FOX Noise trotted out the video every time President Obama had a press conference. In order to prevent such calamities, I am holed up in a secure private location until the message comes.
…The biggest announcement in the history of announcements comes on MONDAY! And not 1 (or 2) days before!
Yes, folks, Monday is the day ABC reveals — in an exclusive that can be seen only on Good Morning America — just who is at the center of the Mother of All Announcements. Monday is the day folks, Monday.
Why? Well, that’s when we learn who’ll be on Dancing With the Stars.
With that out of the way…
He won’t announce til Saturday now is my guess. McMansion-gate is too rich (no pun… well, some pun intended).
He’ll miss the Saturday morning paper headlines but get full coverage on Sunday morning papers and “news” shows.
Saturday morning papers are worthless anyhow. But he’ll miss the bulldog editions of the Sunday papers.
Are you sure of this?
A new york post reporter.
Lynn Sweet got pwned this morning….
“If you get an E-mail from Obama08campaign@aol.com that it’s Kaine. It’s a hoax.”
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JSB fan, good point but it won’t matter. TV and Internet will more than make up for that.
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Glenn, Anyone saying anything about this is as sure of what they’re saying as you are. Georgia10 nailed it.