Incredibly Witty Cattle Call Post Lost

Sometime Saturday it’ll be up. Tired and watching the Tour rerun.

3 thoughts on “Incredibly Witty Cattle Call Post Lost”
  1. 1) Jerry Weller–He’s got foreign policy experience.

    2) Ron Stephens–Appeals to both the conservatives and the drug-addled, divorcee wings of the Republican Party.

    3) John Shimkus–Vote for him now before he is taken in the rapture.

    4) Jack Ryan–A little sex club action ain’t looking so bad now, is it?

    5) One of the Shaw Brothers–Would get more votes than anybody else the Republicans plan to put up and are no longer welcome in the Democratic Party.

    6) Jim Shorts–Right? Riiiiiiight.

    7) Judy, Judy, Judy…She got them into this mess…

    8) How long does this go before the Republicans need special legislation to put a Republican Senate candidate on the ballot?

    9) Jesse Jackson, Jr., no, I mean the homeless guy the Shaw brothers found to run against Jesse Jackson Jr.

    10) I want all of you to get up out of your seats…go over to the window…and yell out “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore.”

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