Illinois Senate

He’s Taking Care of the Debt?

This is classic:

In 1992, he was asked to run for Senate again and won the Republican Party primary outright. But he again lost, taking just 29 percent of the vote against Sen. Barbara Mikulski.

As late as 2000, his 1992 Senate campaign owed creditors $54,000, though Keyes ultimately settled the debt by paying a percentage of what the campaign owed. He still owes creditors a total of $524,000 for his 1996 and 2000 presidential campaigns, according to federal campaign filings. But he told the State Central Committee that he is taking care of that debt, Syverson said.

Umm…why yes, he’s running up another debt.

LOL—He Didn’t Mention the Tax Problem

Kirk Dillard must be having a bad day after realizing he just bought a big ‘ole sour lemon:

But some GOP committee members questioned why the problem did not come up when the panel interviewed Keyes earlier in the week or when former Illinois Attorney General Tyrone Fahner screened Keyes for any potential problems.

“Mr. Keyes never talked about having liens on his personal taxes,” said state Sen. Kirk Dillard of Hinsdale.

Dillard, who is also DuPage County GOP chairman, pledged to campaign for Keyes, but he sounded decidedly lukewarm.

“If he’s the nominee, I will do my best to sell him,” Dillard said.

It gets better though:

“Every Keyes zealot that waltzes into my political office better leave with a George Bush and a county coroner yard sign,” Dillard said. “I can’t afford to not harness the power of Keyes, [even] when there are drawbacks to Ambassador Keyes.”

How does the County Coroner feel about natural law?

Axelrod Believes In Rule # 2

From today’s Sun-Times

Obama’s team insists they are not worried about the flurry of national attention Keyes is already receiving.

“You can walk over to State and Madison — which you should tell Mr. Keyes is where north and south and east and west are divided here in the city,” said Obama adviser David Axelrod. “You could walk over to State and Madison, light yourself on fire and get attention.

“This isn’t about getting attention. It’s not about generating heat. It’s about shedding some light. So, we’ll let him generate heat. We’re going to continue to try to shed some light.”

Remember Rule #2

Too Rich

Via Fresh Paint’s Cynical

A fascinating exercise in his views on humility

His 1979 doctoral dissertation, “Ambition and Statesmanship,” was based on the writings of Alexander Hamilton and inspired, according to his graduate adviser, by a wickedly insightful quote from Hamilton: “Love of fame (is) the ruling passion of the noblest minds.”
“He is not lacking in self-confidence,” said Jack Pitney, a former Republican National Committee official who now teaches politics at Claremont McKenna College. “He sees himself as a teacher, and the race is a wonderful classroom ? hundreds of thousands of students, and they’re all paying attention.”

From Comments: A Theory on Keyes Use of Language

Vasyl in comments:

Have you noticed how often Keyes and his supporters cite 19th century politicians and precedents? It’s almost like they think they actually are fighting the political battles of that century, not debating the issues facing 21st century America.

I liked Josh Marshall’s comments about Keyes’s eloquence — that it is spellbinding, but has a cartoonish quality about it. Having read some of his speeches and columns, I have an rudimentary theory about this.

Keyes’s grammar and syntax are not modern. He has more in common with orators from the 19th century than he does with the great speakers (Reagan, Clinton, Blair, Obama) of our day.

Doesn’t this sound like Keyes: “I now wish to ask you whether that principle was right or wrong which guaranteed to every State and every community the right to form and regulate their domestic institutions to suit themselves.”

It’s not a Keyes quote; it’s a sentence from Stephen Douglas’s speech at one of the debates in 1858.

What about this one: “The practical foundation of all the rights and privileges of the individual citizen is the rights that inhere in the citizen body as a whole, the rights of the people and of the state governments. The latter effectively embody their ability to resist abuses of national power. Such rights include the right to elect representatives, and to be governed by laws made and enforced through them.”

That’s Keyes in 2003, even though it sounds like Douglas in 1858.

The theory is this: Keyes lives in the 19th century. He has adopted the trappings of a free black man from that time period, and it informs his opinions, his manners, his outlook, and even his speaking style.

I admit, this is just a rough theory — but it certainly explains why Keyes ignores every constitutional and political development since the Civil War.

We should help Keyes

No, not help him get elected.

But Alan Keyes needs a place to live in Illinois, and quick. He can’t sign a year lease, and needs to move it immediately — so that limits his choices.

We can do a great service by offering him suggestions on places to move: flophouses, SROs, the local Y.

OPEN THREAD!

(stolen shamelessly from the inbox with a reader suggestion–thanks)

What Are the Leader Editorial Writer’s On?

Because they need to take some more to make the next three months seem palatable.

— If all goes as expected tomorrow, Illinois will enjoy a U.S. Senate campaign like none this nation has seen literally since 1858. That campaign also happened to be in Illinois and featured our state’s standard-bearer, Abraham Lincoln, and Stephen Douglas.

In 1858 Douglas won the race but Lincoln won the history. It is our hope that this year the Republican will win the election as well as the history.

Lincoln’s going to rise from the grave and sue someone for libel if they are actually comparing him to Alan Keyes.

That said, the basic problem left out of this whole process is this clown has run two campaigns for Senate and lost handily both times. Why is this going to be different? Did anyone in the Central Committee meeting bring this up? Or did everyone not bother to think about why he lost the last two times? If he’s so damn inspiring why isn’t he speaking from the Senate Floor instead of on the radio?

What? Is he all of a sudden going to hit Illinois voters with a wingnut spell of quackery and all of a sudden they start yabbering about Natural Law?

But They Sure Remembered Him

From the AP, August 1, 2000 in an article on Keyes and the Maryland GOP

Keyes’ unwillingness to compromise cost him his 1992 campaign against incumbent Sen. Barbara Mikulski, Terhes said. His first and major blunder was his insistence on taking an $8,000 a month salary from his campaign funds, she said.

Terhes tried in vain to dissuade Keys, but said he wanted to do things his way. “We pleaded, begged, cajoled and did everything we could and he would not listen,” Terhes said.

To make matters worse, Keyes called the Republican senatorial campaign committee racist because it would not sink money into his campaign.

He also scolded members of his state GOP when they didn’t back his bid for a prime-time speaking slot at the 1992 Republican National Convention in Houston.

“He called us racists,” recalls Carol Arscott, a Republican, who works as a political consultant in Annapolis. If Keyes gets no respect, she said there’s a reason why: “Because he gives zero respect.”

About a week ago, I wondered how this trainwreck could possibly be made worse. I now have about a million different ways and they are all revolving around Alan Keyes.

Does anyone at the GOP have Google or Lexis?

Four Years Later

On October 25, 1992 The Washington Post writes almost the same thing:

In the Senate, Democrat Barbara Mikulski — rising quickly through the ranks to become a member of key committees — has clearly earned reelection. Her Republican opponent, Alan Keyes, is every bit the aggressive conservative that he was during his unsuccessful 1988 challenge of Paul Sarbanes — only this year his frenetic doctrinal outbursts have been coupled with self-righteous, wing-to-wing trashing of his own party. Adding to this self-destructive political performance was his decision to draw a salary from his campaign funds and his near-total lack of familiarity with constituent concerns.