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Blagojevich beats probes for 2nd term

I assume this is a headline actually written by the reporters and it’s beautiful.

The teaser on-line is even funnier:

They want more. Illinois voters gave Gov. Blagojevich a second term Tuesday, ending a bitter campaign in which he argued that his big-ticket programs such as preschool for kids and expanding health care trumped the federal investigations plaguing his administration.

Let us in

David Orr decrying drunks was just beautiful–not nearly as much fun as watching him explain to news reporters why it was a bad idea to let everyone in to watch the counting–like the fact that there are identified observers to do that already.

You know, they have better elections in Baghdad.

But it all becomes clear with this:

“It’s just absolute anarchy over here,” Peraica spokesman Dan Proft said. “We just saw a box coming in that was open . . . it’s just been chaos.”

Here’s a hint–when you are the source of chaos, you don’t get to complain about it. This isn’t Miami.