- Will the feds indict Gov. Rod Blagojevich on corruption charges?
Not by the end of the year, but the writing will be on the wall
- Will Chicago get a casino?
Yes. If a full budget is passed by December 31, 2008. Maybe that’s a no then
- Will Chicago still be in the running to host the 2016 Summer Olympics when the International Olympic Committee issues its short list of nominees?
Yes.
- Will Planned Parenthood?s controversial abortion clinic still be operating in Aurora?
Yes
- Will searchers find missing Bolingbrook resident Stacy Peterson?
No. And I don’t care if I’m wrong because I don’t care about the story at all.
- Will prosecutors indict Drew Peterson for murder?
No, see above.
- Will R. Kelly be found guilty at his upcoming trial?
Probably not. It’s pretty hard to convict a millionaire. I assume the case is about statutory rape or something, but I have no idea on the particulars and don’t care.
- Will Tony Rezko be found guilty at his upcoming trial?
Oh yeah. He’s an exception to the rule above
- Will Amy Jacobson get a job in TV news?<
Far away from Chicago.
- Will the price of regular unleaded gasoline exceed $4 a gallon in Chicago
No, before it goes that high, the Saudis will open the spigot.
- Will the Cubs win the National League pennant?
Yes. It’s the 100th year anniversary of the last World Series and fate will restore balance to the universe.
- Will Rex Grossman remain with the Chicago Bears
Yes, they’ll keep him around for the year, but this will be the last one and he won’t start in the second half of the season at least.
- Will there be a foreign or domestic terrorist attack in the U.S. that kills more than 100 people?
No
- Will Osama bin Laden be killed or captured?
Yeah, right. But with the writer’s strike continuing his rantings may be turned into a reality show.
- Who will win the Democratic presidential nomination?
Obama.
- Who will win the Republican presidential nomination?.
Romney.
- Which party will win the White House?
Democrats. Even they cannot screw up this election.
- Will Sen. Dick Durbin get at least 66 percent of the vote when he runs for re-election in November?
Yes. Sauerberg will beat Keyes’ low point, but not by much.
- Who will win the race in the 10th U.S. Congressional District (North Shore)?
Seals. Especially with Obama on the national ticket.
- Who will win the race for the 14th U.S. Congressional District (West suburban) seat formerly held by Republican Dennis Hastert?
Foster. Either of the two Republican candidates are likely to self-destruct.
It’s a true shame when a “public figure” doesn’t care that a human being is missing and more of a shame when they refer to it as a “story”. It is NOT a story. It is a very heartwrenching and sad situation when 2 young children have a missing mommy and the two older/adopted children have lost one mother in death and now has their loving adoptive mother missing. Where on earth is the compassion in this world?
It’s a shame, but a missing white woman isn’t the end of the world. There are murders every day in Chicago–few of which get the attention of this story. It’s a sick, pathetic Nancy Grace story of no real substance other than being one of hundreds of homicides every year.
Was does color have to do with anything?
You don’t deserve the bandwitch you are using, idiot!
You are one sicko
Do you not have any ethics!! What does color have to do with anything???????? There are people that care that Stacy is found!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I am one of them!!!!!!!!
It has everything to do with it–why do missing white women get so much coverage while missing minority women don’t?
I wonder what these folks think of Steve Dahl’s daily morning “I’m Drew Peterson” bit…
It is sad that she has disappeared; I empathize with her family and her kids. And, I don’t believe her husband for a second (esp. given the comments by former women in his life).
But, Arch is right. People (women) are murdered or kidnapped every day in this country and many of them don’t receive near the attention level of this attractive, 20-something, white woman’s disappearance.
Where the heck did you attract these people from?
This is one big reason why I don’t write about MWW’s and other “mainstream” stuff like that.
I blame Zorn. I never would have written about it other than his damn predictions.
Lavanda Dolce,
It’s your fault that the media sucks so bad. Have a nice day.
“Hey, where the white women at?” — Cleavon Little, Blazing Saddles