I can’t tell the difference between Pat Quinn’s actual government actions and an issue of the Onion.
A fucking Canoe Czar? At $85,000? I hate to get all up in arms about small amounts of money when you face the kind of structural deficit Illinois is facing because rearranging the deck chairs doesn’t really matter.
But that is the cost of two state troopers. Two. I’m pretty damn sure the canoeists and kayakers can survive a few years without a czar to coordinate them in the DNR while the state figures out a way to get back to somewhat normal budgeting.
A fucking canoe czar. The guy doesn’t need a campaign manager, he needs a fucking clue manager.