2010

He’s an Idiot

Via Rich:

 

Joan Rivers discusses Blagojevich:

 

A year after winning “Celebrity Apprentice,” Joan Rivers went on the show as a guest this week. After spending time with this year’s controversial competitor, Rod Blagojevich, she tells me she was completely underwhelmed.

“He’s an idiot,” she says of the indicted former governor of Illinois. “When you talk to him for 10 minutes, you go, ‘How did this man get elected?’

“Come on, Chicago, didn’t anyone TALK to him?”

 

Yes, yes he is.  Blagojevich was the guy who has the uncanny ability to be appealing in very short bites and so most voters seemed to have found him okay  Anyone who payed attention to him for longer than 5 minutes realized he was an idiot right away.

She then goes on to make fun of Sarah Palin only reminding me of how similar the two are.

 

 

March Madness Continues to Expand

Frank Annunzio is running.

One woman has submitted her transcript for her 1996 Bachelors Degree.  It’s not bad, but it’s not good so I have no idea why it was submitted though I do have to wonder if this isn’t a self reinforcing way for Madigan’ s people to prove to themselves a web presence only brings problems given what we are seeing from applicants.

 

 

What strengths would you bring to the ticket? I AM A NOBODY WITH A SLIGHTLY CHECKERED
PAST. THE PRESS WOULD HAVE A FIELD-DAY FOLLOWING ME AROUND, LEAVING GOVERNOR
QUINN TIME TO DO HIS JOB.
I AM A TWO-TIME CANCER SURVIVOR, SHOWING THAT YOU CAN
RETURN FROM THE ASHES. I AM THE REAL DEAL, JUST A PERSON THAT LIVES IN ILLINOIS, HAS
NO POLITICAL TIES, IS DYSLEXIC, AND WILL NOT BARK LIKE A DOG WHEN TOLD TO BY SOME
POLITICAL HANDLER. I Truly BELIEVE GOVERNOR QUINN WHEN HE SPEAKS ON THE ISSUES
CONCERNING THE STATE AND THE PROBLEMS WE ARE FACING. AFTER LOOKING AT THINGS FOR
MYSELF I AM FULLY CAPABLE TO MAKE DECISIONS, INCLUDING I DON’T KNOW, LET’S GET THE
LAWYERS IN HERE. IF YOU HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR IN MY APPLICATION THEN YOU ALREADY
KNOW THAT I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE JOB.

Please list any organizations or elected officials that have endorsed your candidacy for
lieutenant governor. NONE, I AM A LOCAL 265 SHEET METAL WORKER OUT OF WORK AT THIS
TIME AND COULD USE THE JOB

 

 

Beyond that, the number of lawyers who have put in applications is rather astounding.

“It means we consulted people with a law degree.”

I thought Dan Proft would be entertaining as the Republican nominee.

Via Rich

The Sun Times points out another stunning quote:

 

“We were told by legal opinion that he likely was [released early],” Brady said.

Asked what he meant by the term “legal opinion,” Brady said, “It means we consulted people with a law degree.”

Pressed further whether that meant anyone at the Sangamon County state’s attorney’s office, which charged Phillips, Brady said, “No. Advisers who we have who are lawyers.”

 

It is true that he was released early, but the reason was because of a two month award from DOC in 2007–long before Quinn.  It’s almost painful to watch someone this bad.

 

There is?

Bill Brady, the gift that will keep on giving:

 

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBDDoU0P03k[/youtube]

 

Poor Cross and Radogno.  Notice Cross’ face stays emotionless, while Radogno looks up in surprise.  I imagine by the end of this cucle she’ll learn.  Cross seems to have been checking out his Blackberry the entire time.

 

about 3:15 in…

Press:  There’s a list on line.

Brady:  There is? We have asked the Governor’s office for a list of the backgrounds.

 

If you look at the Corrections Department list from the MGT Push program, there is no Jonathan Phillips listed

 

The AP article–incredibly well done so kudos to them, points out how off base Brady is:

 

Brady questioned whether Phillips was eligible for meritorious good time because of his crime.

State law indicates the credit does not apply when a judge finds that the victim of vehicular hijacking suffered great bodily harm. Such felons must serve 85 percent of their sentences, which Brady suggested should have applied to Phillips.

But the Cook County state’s attorney’s office told the AP in January there was no finding of great bodily harm in Phillips’ case.

The law is worded in a way that could be read to deny meritorious good time for everyone convicted of vehicular hijacking. But criminal defense lawyers contacted earlier by the AP generally said the law appears to have been properly applied in Phillips’ case.

Brady said that even if Phillips was eligible for time off for good behavior, he should not have received it.

“The mistake was that they released someone who shouldn’t be released who (later) committed murder,” Brady said. “We’re not suggesting that the governor broke the law. We’re saying he made a misjudgment. He put violent offenders on the streets.”

Brady also proposed legislation requiring Corrections to maintain a public list of all prisoners released before serving 100 percent of their sentences. That would cover nearly every inmate.

The department already provides a service that lets taxpayers register to be notified about the status of specific inmates.

Phillips, 21, and his cousin, Antonio Phillips, 20, were indicted last month on charges they robbed and murdered Suggs, who was found dead inside his car Dec. 10 near Lincoln and Mossman avenues.

At this point then, Brady has a dispute primarily with the law allowing such releases, but this has nothing to do with the programs that are controversial.  If Brady disagrees with the practice then Brady should introduce a bill strengthening the Truth in Sentencing  law.  While he’s at it, he can tell us where the magical money tree is going to come from to keep more prisoners incarcerated. I’m sure he can look to California for ways  to do that.

At this point, it appears the entire Brady campaign is about finding a magical unicorn to make his policies realistic.

While I don’t really have a problem with the bill he’s introducing to give people more information about prisoner’s being released, the list is pretty easy to use–simply use the search in Acrobat and you can find only one Phillips–not Jonathan.  I’d be happy to show him how it works….

 

Update:  fixed the title

In Addition, I’m a Smartass

Not that there’s anything wrong with that:

 

1.  Why are you a Democrat? Who said I was?

5.  Please list any organizations or elected officials that have endorsed your candidacy for
lieutenant governor. No one, I’m just an every day regular guy. No wealth to speak of, no
network of business connections, and most importantly, NO one I owe any favors to. I don’t
have a bunch of skeletons in my closet, or people trying to dig up dirt to damage my reputation.
I can be a bit of a devils advocate on occasion but that is merely to provoke  a response usually
(and hopefully a thought process or two). I’m my OWN man. I think formyself, with an eye to
see things as they are, not how some media pundit would have me see them. I am a family man,
I have been married for 20 years and have a 17 year old daughter who is the joy of my life. An
honor Student, a CNA at one of the area nursing homes (her mother is a Physical Therapist), and
she will be starting college this summer after she graduates from Metamora Township High
School.

 

There’s a lot of pride in the fact that the applicants are in no way connected to state government or politics.  I’m pretty sure that’s not an effective argument when wanting to be second in line to running the state government.

Quite the Qualifications

Hermit seeks job with no experience or social skills:

 

4.  What strengths would you bring to the ticket? I am an unknown, no experience and with NO
TIES TO ANYONE! I will accept nothing with strings attached. I have no skeletons in my closet.
Consider Scott Lee Cohen and what he accomplished. I think the people want someone to
represent THEM for a change, not some fancy lawyer (sorry but that is what is happened). This
may sound stupid but MY CHECK BOOK IS ALWAYS BALANCED, IS THE STATES?? That’s my
strength.

 

Who Can Turn Away From a Trainwreck

I’m not linking to the specific documents, but just taking excerpts out of random ones I find amusing:

 

I am a Native American, enrolled as such with The Southern Band of The Cherokee
Nation; I worked for the Sangamon County Sheriff and have been in law Enforcement
for over 40 years. I know a lot of people on both parties. My mother’s ancestry goes
back to General John Sevier who was a Brigadier General under George Washington
and the first Governor of the State of Tennessee. My ancestors have been involved in
every war or conflict since the American Revelation with the exception of the Middle
East Wars.
I think I would make a good candidate for Lieutenant Governor because I have never
been a person to kiss butt and have always put the American People First.

 

This kind of stupid ass stunt is something the Illinois GOP specializes.  Apparently stupid is contagious.