March 2009

The Illinois Circular Firing Squad TeamWill Not Be Outdone

ICFST== IL GOP

As predicted, Cornyn’s litmus test bit didn’t go over well with the purity of essence crowd:

Then, quite to my surprise, this past Monday, March 23, 2009 Senator Cornyn of Texas was heard heralding the very same thing—“no litmus test”. And to whom is he speaking of to the Main Stream Media—none other than Congressman Mark Kirk. Cornyn goes on to say  “we need a moderate to win in a democrat-leaning State”.

I have a few problems with this “litmus test” rhetoric. First of all, the pro-life plank is part of the National GOP platform as well as the Illinois state GOP platform. Pro-family planks are also a part of the GOP platform, at both the federal and state level. Mark Kirk does not reflect the State party or the National party platform on either of these issues.

Secondly, the fact that party leadership would suggest there be no “litmus test” from one side of the mouth; and then from the other purport a seemingly self-serving statement that only a moderate can win, is in essence a “litmus test”. In other words, according to Senator Cornyn (and others) any viable candidate from Illinois need only apply if he/she is a social-moderate. Is this not a litmus test? But of course it’s your litmus test; and without question, it’s OK.

The answer–run to the right!  Median voter theorem be damned.

The Democrats have offered up a fairly good situation even in a reliably blue state like Illinois with Blagojevich, Burris, and a state budget crisis. Yet again though, the IL GOP shows why they are the Washington Generals of Illinois.

But the Democrats aren’t content to let their good fortune go without making a little good fortune on top of it and the effort by social conservatives to mandate the election of State Committeemen gets some help in the form of Lou Lang.

“I’m trying to give the Republican Party what it has insisted for the last six or eight weeks it wants: open and transparent elections,” said Rep. Lou Lang, a Skokie Democrat who pushed for the change.

On the merits, the Republicans are correct–the state shouldn’t be able to tell a private political party how to operate.  However, it sure is fun watching. The funnest bit yet was Chris Lauzen:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fsbf1ClsQY[/youtube]

I’ve often had fun at Lauzen’s expense and I probably will again, but that’s not really so much the point about the above.  The two sides of the ICFST dispute hate each other.  Lauzen makes very clear what he is doing is to fight internal Republican corruption and just called the other side corrupt and a self-interested.  Although, Lauzen does it in a very polite tone.   What is funny is that either side thinks they can put together a 50% + 1 coalition with this kind if hatred.

Daily Dolt: Roskam

Seriously:

Rep. Pete Roskam (R-IL) paid tribute to the NRCC, which he credited with helping him beat Tammy Duckworth, a Democrat and Iraq war veteran who lost both her legs in combat. He recounted how the media loved to tell Duckworth’s personal story. “Even Al Jazeera came in and covered the candidate debate,” he said. “I’m not making it up.”

But he said “a funny thing happened.” “The good guys have come over the hilltop for me,” he added. “You know who came in and rescued me? You did.”

There are so many other ways to frame that story.

Things I’ve Been Too Busy For

Skoien:

In a report accompanying Mrs. Skoien’s arrest earlier this month, police say Mr. Skoien, the Palatine Township Republican committeeman, claimed his wife beat him with the toy guitar after finding him in their children’s playroom with two prostitutes. Gary Skoien denies he was with two prostitutes when police say his wife attacked him at 1:15 a.m. March 8. Skoien has called the report “absolutely wrong” and said the women were friends.

“No money was exchanged. Nobody was naked,” Skoien, 55, previously told the Daily Herald. “I’m a politician. You think I’d call police if I weren’t afraid for my life?”

No money was exchanged. Nobody was naked.

Afraid for his life because his wife hit him with a toy guitar?

She’s 5’4″ 100 pounds according to Mary Mitchell.

Separated or not, taking two women, prostitutes or not, to you kids playroom and getting hit with a toy guitar is pretty much the best thing that could have happened to Skoien.

What’s most uncredible about the story is that Gary Skoien convinced two women to go home with him at the same time and didn’t pay them.

Building an Illinois We Can be Proud of . . . the 2009 American Civil Liberties Union of Illinois Action Summit

What: Building an Illinois We Can be Proud of  . . . the 2009 American Civil Liberties Union of Illinois Action Summit

When: Saturday, March 28, 2009 – 9:15 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.

Where: Brown Ballroom

Bone Student Center

Illinois State University Campus

100 North University Street

Normal, Illinois

Who: Keynote Address by Caroline Fredrickson, Director of the ACLU National Legislative Office, Washington, DC

The American Civil Liberties Union of Illinois brings the 2009 Annual Membership meeting to the campus of Illinois State University on Saturday, March 28th.   The event draws together more than 200 ACLU of Illinois members from across the state to make plans to move the organization’s agenda forward with new executive administrations in Washington, DC and Springfield.   The keynote address at the event will be presented by Caroline Fredrickson who leads the national ACLU’s lobbying efforts in Washington, DC.   Ms. Fredrickson will review the first 70 days of the Obama Administration and provide a forecast for civil liberties issues in the new Administration and the new Congress.   Other elements of the program will focus on grassroots lobbying, communications and planning for the future.

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I’ve been under the weather so I won’t be making it, but if you can do.

Democratic Hamlet Continues the Act

And we wonder how he screwed up Florida in 2000:

Is former U.S. Commerce Secretary Bill Daley getting his chopsticks ready?

•  •  To wit: Sneed hears rumbles Daley may become the next U.S. ambassador to China.

•  •  The backshot: Daley, who has been eyeing a bid for a U.S. Senate seat in 2010, may be on President Obama’s short list for the ambassador’s post.

•  •  The upshot: If Daley decides not to run for the Senate, it provides a clearer track for state Treasurer Alexi Giannoulias, who’s already formed an exploratory committee for the Senate race.

•  •  Postscript: Sneed also is told Daley is also planning to wed his fiancee, Bernie Keller, some time this spring.

It’s true, Bill Daley is the candidate of change.  Changing his mind several times during a day.

Cornyn to Illinois Social Conservatives: Drop Dead

Watch the fireworks with this from Cornyn:

Texas Sen. John Cornyn, who heads the Republican campaign effort for the Senate in 2010, says he doubts he could elected to Illinois’ seat because of his conservative credentials and warned those in the GOP who wouldn’t back a social moderate that they are destined to keep Republicans in a “permanent minority.”

Cornyn, who was in Chicago on Monday for meetings with Illinois Republican Party officials and a visit to the Chicago Tribune editorial board, said his recruitment efforts for the state and others with a Senate seat up for election in 2010 center on finding a candidate who fits their state. And, Cornyn thinks socially moderate North Shore Rep. Mark Kirk would be a good fit, though he also spoke highly of west suburban Rep. Peter Roskam. Cornyn says he’s spoken to Kirk frequently.

This, of course, directly contradicts certain elements of the right wing of the IL GOP that the way to victory is purity of essence and running from the middle.

Fortunately for Democrats, the Illinois GOP primary voters are increasingly of the purity of essence wing.

Today’s Tosser: Tribune Editorial Board

Defending AIG:

That’s a bad idea. The government shouldn’t be in the business of creating a special tax to invalidate contracts between a company and its workers because it doesn’t like the outcome. The money was promised, it was paid. Trying to claw it back now will only encourage the talented people at any company that took federal help to look for a job elsewhere, preferably a place not so beholden to the whims of politicians and public anger.

Sure, $165 million is a big number. But let’s remember the one-thousand-times-bigger number that is at stake here: $170-plus billion. That’s how much American taxpayers have put into AIG. That means every American has a vested interest in turning AIG around, making it profitable again. A healthy AIG could repay the government’s loans and be sold to private investors at a handsome profit for the U.S. treasury.

What is bizarre about this desire to defend AIG over the bonuses is that the only way they can be considered reasonable is if you accept the accounting for 2008.  Yet, we know that accounting is almost certainly fraudulent or we wouldn’t be where we are today.

Now, if the people who created a financial instrument that has nearly destroyed the global economy are the talented people the Ed Board is talking about above, they should be finding new jobs one way or another.  There is nothing magical about what they did.  They created a fairly complex instrument that supposedly would reduce the risk from bundling mortgages together.  They then didn’t properly value those instruments and led their company and many others into complete collapse because they fudged the valuation.

There’s a simple name for it–fraud.  And those aren’t the people who I want determining how to get back the taxpayers’ investment.