August 2004

Too Rich

Via Fresh Paint’s Cynical

A fascinating exercise in his views on humility

His 1979 doctoral dissertation, “Ambition and Statesmanship,” was based on the writings of Alexander Hamilton and inspired, according to his graduate adviser, by a wickedly insightful quote from Hamilton: “Love of fame (is) the ruling passion of the noblest minds.”
“He is not lacking in self-confidence,” said Jack Pitney, a former Republican National Committee official who now teaches politics at Claremont McKenna College. “He sees himself as a teacher, and the race is a wonderful classroom ? hundreds of thousands of students, and they’re all paying attention.”

From Comments: A Theory on Keyes Use of Language

Vasyl in comments:

Have you noticed how often Keyes and his supporters cite 19th century politicians and precedents? It’s almost like they think they actually are fighting the political battles of that century, not debating the issues facing 21st century America.

I liked Josh Marshall’s comments about Keyes’s eloquence — that it is spellbinding, but has a cartoonish quality about it. Having read some of his speeches and columns, I have an rudimentary theory about this.

Keyes’s grammar and syntax are not modern. He has more in common with orators from the 19th century than he does with the great speakers (Reagan, Clinton, Blair, Obama) of our day.

Doesn’t this sound like Keyes: “I now wish to ask you whether that principle was right or wrong which guaranteed to every State and every community the right to form and regulate their domestic institutions to suit themselves.”

It’s not a Keyes quote; it’s a sentence from Stephen Douglas’s speech at one of the debates in 1858.

What about this one: “The practical foundation of all the rights and privileges of the individual citizen is the rights that inhere in the citizen body as a whole, the rights of the people and of the state governments. The latter effectively embody their ability to resist abuses of national power. Such rights include the right to elect representatives, and to be governed by laws made and enforced through them.”

That’s Keyes in 2003, even though it sounds like Douglas in 1858.

The theory is this: Keyes lives in the 19th century. He has adopted the trappings of a free black man from that time period, and it informs his opinions, his manners, his outlook, and even his speaking style.

I admit, this is just a rough theory — but it certainly explains why Keyes ignores every constitutional and political development since the Civil War.

We should help Keyes

No, not help him get elected.

But Alan Keyes needs a place to live in Illinois, and quick. He can’t sign a year lease, and needs to move it immediately — so that limits his choices.

We can do a great service by offering him suggestions on places to move: flophouses, SROs, the local Y.

OPEN THREAD!

(stolen shamelessly from the inbox with a reader suggestion–thanks)

On The Other Hand

Tom Cross is running one hell of an operation–go to your right and click on Cross TV–they are using the DCCC’s idea and have a video trailer for a series of episodes promoting Cross and some strong House challengers for the GOP–all of whom are actually addressing issues Illinoisans face. Moy is pretty impressive from what I saw.

What Are the Leader Editorial Writer’s On?

Because they need to take some more to make the next three months seem palatable.

— If all goes as expected tomorrow, Illinois will enjoy a U.S. Senate campaign like none this nation has seen literally since 1858. That campaign also happened to be in Illinois and featured our state’s standard-bearer, Abraham Lincoln, and Stephen Douglas.

In 1858 Douglas won the race but Lincoln won the history. It is our hope that this year the Republican will win the election as well as the history.

Lincoln’s going to rise from the grave and sue someone for libel if they are actually comparing him to Alan Keyes.

That said, the basic problem left out of this whole process is this clown has run two campaigns for Senate and lost handily both times. Why is this going to be different? Did anyone in the Central Committee meeting bring this up? Or did everyone not bother to think about why he lost the last two times? If he’s so damn inspiring why isn’t he speaking from the Senate Floor instead of on the radio?

What? Is he all of a sudden going to hit Illinois voters with a wingnut spell of quackery and all of a sudden they start yabbering about Natural Law?

But They Sure Remembered Him

From the AP, August 1, 2000 in an article on Keyes and the Maryland GOP

Keyes’ unwillingness to compromise cost him his 1992 campaign against incumbent Sen. Barbara Mikulski, Terhes said. His first and major blunder was his insistence on taking an $8,000 a month salary from his campaign funds, she said.

Terhes tried in vain to dissuade Keys, but said he wanted to do things his way. “We pleaded, begged, cajoled and did everything we could and he would not listen,” Terhes said.

To make matters worse, Keyes called the Republican senatorial campaign committee racist because it would not sink money into his campaign.

He also scolded members of his state GOP when they didn’t back his bid for a prime-time speaking slot at the 1992 Republican National Convention in Houston.

“He called us racists,” recalls Carol Arscott, a Republican, who works as a political consultant in Annapolis. If Keyes gets no respect, she said there’s a reason why: “Because he gives zero respect.”

About a week ago, I wondered how this trainwreck could possibly be made worse. I now have about a million different ways and they are all revolving around Alan Keyes.

Does anyone at the GOP have Google or Lexis?

Four Years Later

On October 25, 1992 The Washington Post writes almost the same thing:

In the Senate, Democrat Barbara Mikulski — rising quickly through the ranks to become a member of key committees — has clearly earned reelection. Her Republican opponent, Alan Keyes, is every bit the aggressive conservative that he was during his unsuccessful 1988 challenge of Paul Sarbanes — only this year his frenetic doctrinal outbursts have been coupled with self-righteous, wing-to-wing trashing of his own party. Adding to this self-destructive political performance was his decision to draw a salary from his campaign funds and his near-total lack of familiarity with constituent concerns.

Keyes Didn’t Even Know Much About Maryland

Washington Post, November 6, 1988

MARYLAND has been blessed with an unusually strong and representative congressional delegation — senators and members of the House who by and large are respected and given important assignments. Leading the list for reelection this year is Sen. Paul S. Sarbanes, who clearly has earned reelection. His hard work and off-stage contributions as a member of key committees continue to outweigh criticisms that he has to yet exercise his talents to the fullest or move out into a vocal leadership role on behalf of his constituents. Republican challenger Alan Keyes is an aggressive conservative intellectual. Energetically, Mr. Keyes has been pronouncing doctrine that surely has put more philosophical distance between these two candidates than any others paired for the Senate this year. Absent from his theories, however, has often been much evidence of a knowledge of Maryland or of familiarity with the concerns of its many constituencies.

Well, at least he’s had some practice at not knowing much about the state he is running to represent.

Keyes Split the Maryland GOP

Did you know that Keyes didn’t run in the 1988 primary for the Republican nomination for the US Senate seat from Maryland? Nope, he replaced a guy who dropped out.

From the Washington Post, June 26, 1988:

But for all the talk of unity, there were noticeable no-shows at the convention. Neither of the two Republican members of Congress from Maryland — Helen D. Bentley of Baltimore nor Constance A. Morella of Montgomery County — attended the convention, nor did any of the Republicans who serve in the Maryland General Assembly.

Keyes at first shrugged this off and then became angry at reporters who pressed the issue. The news conference ended with Keyes in a shouting match with a radio talk show host from Baltimore.

It’s like history repeating itself–just farther west.