While this isn’t much of a personal blog, let’s say I have some experience with twins and well, the biggest problem is that they seem to have a habit of having one distract you while the other creates a mess.
John Kass, a father of twins, explains what happens when you don’t get there in time to stop the second one.
Via, Eric Zorn, another father of twins.
I have a placed a call to DCFS, however. What kind of degenerate raises his kids to root for the White Sox?
As for the Royal We–unless you have a mouse in your pocket or are using it for specific literary effect, just don’t.