Actually, Missouri does have a secret underground command post on one of its National Guard bases.
Cranky
Well, not so secret I guess: my Scouts and I had to go hide in it when a tornado approached during an event on the base. But it is a real nuclear-blast-resistant underground bunker. Good thing Blaggo didn’t know about that or he might have ordered one built in Illinois and be forted up in it right now.
Actually, Missouri does have a secret underground command post on one of its National Guard bases.
Cranky
Well, not so secret I guess: my Scouts and I had to go hide in it when a tornado approached during an event on the base. But it is a real nuclear-blast-resistant underground bunker. Good thing Blaggo didn’t know about that or he might have ordered one built in Illinois and be forted up in it right now.
Well, the Football in Illinois is a bit different–it’s Blagojevich’s hairbrush. Seriously. Or was.