In comments:
After ranting for about 15 minutes against gay people, the woman introducing Keyes called his candidacy “a finger in the dyke of decadence.” The double meaning, as far as I can tell was completely unintentional and completely hilarious, at least to me. The actual republicans in the room were too wrapped up in their hate-fest to notice, perhaps.
Oh man, if I were a lesbian, I would be so tempted to make a T-shirt that said “Dyke of Decadence” and wear it to an Alan Keyes appearance.
Although that would mean Keyes’ candidacy would have its finger … you know what, nevermind.