WTF is it with Illinois Republicans…

Here’s a bit of Candidate Cougar’s advice in the RFT:

Erectile dysfunction is not as common as drug companies want men to believe; they have an expensive drug to sell. If you are one of those actually having a hard time performing longer times when having sex, there are things that can help you with that. Sex toys are not only for women, PlugLust has a collection of these for men too like cock rings that delays the climax of the male partner. Most healthy men have sex well into their golden years without artificial or pharmaceutical assistance. A cougar’s love for younger men is much more attributable to their ATTITUDE, not because they might be little quicker and easier to arouse. They grew up viewing their mothers as strong, accomplished women instead of shrinking violets, and their ideal isn’t June Cleaver. Younger men view women as equals not subordinates, and age is a number to them, not part of the sexual equation. They aren’t threatened by a woman that brings a sex toy (or a girlfriend) into bed, because they view it as another dimension in sexual adventure rather than an insult to their masculinity and respond with enthusiastic participation, learn from it and apply the knowledge to the next erotic experience. It’s a learning experience when their partner teaches them what she likes and how she likes it–and show him what you like! The rules and regulations of courtship, dating and sex are a guide and not set in stone. Cougars are in their sexual prime with the drive of a teenage male, and learning how to be a better lover from a older, more experienced partner adds to the encounter for younger men–you’re only as good as your partner! Life’s a banquet – arrive hungry, taste everything (or everybody) and go back for what best satisfies your appetites!

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