To the fine editors of the Illinois Leader:
I would like to congratulate you on your decision to preface peoples names
with their sexual preference such as in your article on Thursday, May 06,
2004 “Hilary Raises Funds for Obama” when you refered to “Openly Gay Chicago Alderman Tom Tunney”But why stop at just one name? Go for the whole 9 yards! I give you an
example from your own article as to how you could do this:“CHICAGO — While Openly Heterosexual President George W. Bush visits
Illinois’ neighboring states and flies over the Prairie State this week,
Openly Heterosexual Former First Lady and Openly Hetrosexual now-U.S.
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will return to her hometown area of
Chicago Friday night to raise funds for Openly Heterosexual State
Senator Barack Obama’s (D-Chicago) U.S. Senate race.”To ensure your not too repetative you could change your descriptions
throughout the article as here below:“The Woman-Loving Democrat Obama is opposing Alegedly Multiple Woman
Loving Republican Jack Ryan in the November 2004 election to fill the
seat being vacated by U.S. Senator Peter Fitzgerald (R-IL) – Who is
also, you know, a “Real Man” If you know what we mean. And I think you
do. ”Glenn Brown, Chicago Illinois
I have it on good sources that the only thing that threatens my marriage is my inability to find the laundry shoot.
More Gayapalooza at the Leader
On more important matters, the article mentions Michael Bauer who will be holding a fundraiser for Jeff Smith in the MO-3. More details to come. Jeff is straight, but he can be quite happy.
The -ahem- Leader calls it a “gay fundraiser.”
Odd. My legal-in-both-the-eyes-of-the-government-and-in-the-eyes-of-the-Catholic-church wife and I received solicitation for said fundraiser.
I can not recall seeing any calls for specific sexual preferences. Money’s green, wherever it comes from.
I do love to point out to folks like these that people who become obsessed with sexual preference are often doing so to repress their own preferences.
Conservatives love that.