Referencetone has it–I’ll link after the all clear sign, but here’s the text
On CNN a couple of minutes ago, Dana Bash reported on a new message that went out to locked-down Rayburn HOB staffers over the loudspeaker detailing how they can be sure that the person knocking on their office door is a police officer as opposed to, say, a gun-wielding madman. Bash wisely decided to withhold some of the details just in case a gun-wielding madman happened to be watching CNN and was curious how to make frightened office-dwellers open their doors to him. Enter Matt Drudge:
did you miss a link Arch?
Never mind, i’m an idiot.
Just so you know, “douchebag” is now not terribly acceptable, as it can imply that it’s made filthy by the user (exclusively female) and not because it’s bad by itself. The better term is now cobag, short for “colostomy bag”, which all but the most sensitive emus agree is dirty by itself. Example: Drudge is a real cobag for helping gun-toting wackos wandering in a Congressional office building, and he should eat it.
Please continue in spreading the cobag revolution.
I prefer “douchenozzle” myself.