If God wanted you to be the candidate, it wouldn’t matter how many straws you have

Hmmmm…so if I lose money at the Blackjack table, what does that mean God wants? Does it mean he wants Jennifer to kick my ass? Just a thought, but for those of you confused, the Uberweis suggested a game of chance to his earnest rivals Gidwitz and Brady which would decide who remained in the race.

Not satisfied with just playing a game of chance, Uberweis suggested he have 10 chances to one chance for each of them.

The best is this though:

Oberweis said that he called Brady and Gidwitz and asked them to “pull out and support me” but refused to confirm the details. He said he was “stunned” Brady would discuss a private conversation.

I have this image of him being put in a nice straightjacket saying, “I’m stunned that Bill Brady told everyone I am Jesus Christ and that I was going to strike down Judy with a lightning bolt. I mean, can you imagine sharing something told to you in confidence?”

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