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Frank Calabrese Threatens to Murder Federal Prosecutor Markus Funk

Sun-Times:

Outfit hit man Frank Calabrese Sr. apparently doesn’t know when to shut up.

He’s on the hook for seven murders in a racketeering case — convicted in part by his own secretly recorded words.

He was overhead threatening to kill a prosecutor, Markus Funk.

And he’s now under the kind of security lockdown at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Chicago usually reserved for terrorists — or as his defense attorney, Joseph Lopez, has suggested, Hannibal Lecter.

Mainly odd in that I knew Markus in the late 1980s when he dated a friend of mine. His family owned Funks Seeds in McLean County and he was attending the University of Illinois at the time.  Not terribly comforting him, I’m sure, but he’s making all the right enemies.

Human Shield Bingo

Blagojevich plans to hold a 2 PM press conference today so I think we can safely assume he’ll be bringing in a new crop of human shields.  What I’m thinking is that instead of the overdone drinking game every time he says some cliche, we should create some bingo cards for who he brings along.

Take a sheet of paper. Divide it up with a 5 X 5 grid and place 25 different types of disadvantaged people in each box.  If you can cross off 5 in a row (up, down, diagonally) you get bingo.

We have the time to figure out the best choices for anyone having a hard time so add to the following in comments:

Kidney Transplant Kid

Parapalegic Homeless Man

Flu Victim

etc.

All of these are very sad cases and to be clear, the point is the Governor is exploiting them and that’s the absurdity of it.