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We Want Drama! We Want Drama!

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised by some of the more left of the left who are constantly upset that Obama isn’t pounding tables and acting dramatic, but I am given he was nicknamed by some as no-drama Obama which was one of the best things about the guy.  There are certainly valid criticisms of his Presidency and I respect those criticisms in general, but John Cole sums up my general take on it here:

 

All I know is that if Obama doesn’t stop the oil leak with his massive Kenyan penis and then give a rousing FDR/Trumanesque speech delivered using a grade 7.5 language level that gives Chris Matthews a blue-vein hard-on and then personally scrubs every drop of oil from the gulf without hurting BP’s profits and making sure every oil worker has a job, I’m out. I mean, come on. That isn’t asking too much, is it? And why don’t we have gay marriage and a cure for cancer? What a loser! If only he hadn’t turned off his progressive base, all this could happen. Ed Schultz told me so.

And he better wear a flag lapel pin while doing it.

 

There’s actually a good substantive straight bit above it, but that was particularly enjoyable.

Quick Turnaround Time Over at Mike Wilson’s

Jumping on the Joe Barton apology to BP:

 

Following the lead of Representative Joe Barton (R-TX), God issued a rare apology to oil giant  British Petroleum via press release.  “I need to set the record straight, this disaster could have been averted.  If nature was not there to be spoiled this oil spill would be nothing more than another land clean up from BP.”  The Almighty added, “And let’s face it, I didn’t have to put oil-producing carbon based life in an area I should have predicted would be inundated with water and wet animals.”

 

Go read the rest.

More on Kirk’s Teaching Debacle

Rich has pictures of the place the little bastards in pre-school might have brought guns to school at….

I thought it was bizarre at first, but accepted that a church pre-school might well take in some students who would be disadvantaged and Kirk was projecting a bit.  No, he was just making shit up.  I still believe he worked there–records and memories from that long ago aren’t that good and if he was a work study student, there’s some record somewhere, but good luck finding it. Maybe I’m still assuming Mark Kirk has some connection to reality and that may well be a bad assumption, but it’s hard to believe he didn’t teach at the pre-school.   Actually a male teacher at a pre-school is a pretty important thing and I hand it to him.  Usually teachers at the elementary level or pre-school level who are male are treated with a fair amount of suspicion which is silly and bigoted.

But let’s make it clear, Mark Kirk’s statements appear to be complete fabrications and the both the Illinois GOP and his campaign are sending out ridiculous attacks that only reinforce that message.  More power to them.

Rich puts this all in perspective though:

 

Mark Kirk is an accomplished, decorated Naval veteran who blew that reputation out of the water with unfathomable exaggerations about his military record. He’s an intellectual graduate of the London School of Economics who lied about his experience with liberal nursery school students carrying guns.

These accusations against Mark Kirk are no longer about mere “embellishments” or “exaggerations.” This campaign is now about whether anything he says is true, and why.

What disturbs many isn’t just the lying, but the fact that they are lies that make no sense.  They are only marginally helpful and yet carried a huge downside as must be obvious to 5 Star Admiral Kirk now.

He’s making Bruce Dold cry…

Now That’s a Strategy I Hadn’t Thought Of…

Republicans calling $20 Billion in an escrow fund for those suffering losses due to the leak a Chicago Style Shakedown.

 

“We all agree that BP should be held fully responsible for its complicity in the oil tragedy in the Gulf,” said Chairman Price.  “In fact, BP has already begun paying claims.  Any attempt by the company to sidestep that responsibility should be met with the strongest legal recourses available.  However, in an administration that appears not to respect fundamental American principles, it is important to note that there is no legal authority for the President to compel a private company to set up or contribute to an escrow account.

“BP’s reported willingness to go along with the White House’s new fund suggests that the Obama Administration is hard at work exerting its brand of Chicago-style shakedown politics.  These actions are emblematic of a politicization of our economy that has been borne out of this Administration’s drive for greater power and control.  It is the same mentality that believes an economic crisis or an environmental disaster is the best opportunity to pursue a failed liberal agenda.  The American people know much better.”

 

Bachman went further

“They have to lift the liability cap. But if I was the head of BP, I would let the signal get out there — ‘We’re not going to be chumps, and we’re not going to be fleeced.’ And .

they shouldn’t be. They shouldn’t have to be fleeced and make chumps to have to pay for perpetual unemployment and all the rest — they’ve got to be legitimate claims.”

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These are the two best examples of the modern GOP being pro big business instead of pro-market economy.  There was a way to avoid paying into the escrow fund–follow proper procedures and safety regulations.  Instead they got a massive oil spill.  It should hurt BP and deeply for two reasons:

1) They caused the problem and it’s their responsibility

2) If they aren’t hurt, the consequences for not following the law and safety regulations oil spills become nothing but a small cost of doing business.

We are dealing with common public goods in the water of the gulf.  That entails a common property right to all those states and communities along the gulf to the many resources of the gulf. Any damage to that public good is subject to paying compensation by the responsible party.  We have complicated laws and rules to govern that, but the principle itself is at the center of a market economy and is simple to understand and is fair.  All the escrow fund does is create a third party to objectively distribute the money. Anyone who thinks the costs will stop at $20 Billion is sadly deluded.

The other option is let the trial lawyers figure it out?  Do the Republicans really want to do that? I didn’t think so.

Siding with BP or speeding up the process by which those who are harmed by BP’s leak receive compensation is common sense and fair. However, if the GOP wants to run on that–go right ahead.

Mark Kirk and Preschoolers with Guns

Apparently Mark Kirk saw those preschoolers as pretty mean little bastards:

 

In a speech on the House floor on Sept. 19, 2006, as he talked about school safety, Mr. Kirk spoke about “the kids who were the brightest lights of our country’s future, and I also remember those who bore scrutiny as people who might bring a gun to class.”

Mr. Kirk declined an interview on Wednesday to talk about his time as a teacher. His spokeswoman said the congressman was referring to nursery school students in Ithaca, not his students in London, during that speech on the House floor in 2006.

 

Private British Prepatory Schools also taught him a lot about teacher development in the United States:

In a House Budget Committee hearing five years earlier, shortly after Mr. Kirk arrived in Congress, he talked about his time as “a teacher, both nursery and middle school.” He added, “I did leave the teaching profession, but if we had addressed some of the teacher development issues, which I want to raise with you, I might have stayed.”

Mr. Kirk left Milestone College in 1983 and began working on the staff of an Illinois congressman, John Porter, the following year and did not return to teaching.

 

To my 10th District friends—This guy is who is so tough to beat? Really?

The Most Accurate Bill Brady Commercial

Is not candidate approved

 

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From Mike Wilson’ s new blog which is quite funny–visit and see his other stuff.

 

Update: And while I thought it was universally known, Pekin High School’s mascot was a Chink.  No joke.  If you do a quick google search you’ll still find some morons defending the use of the name and wishing it was still around (it changed in 1980).  I can’t figure out if these people are slightly dumber or slightly smarter than people in Central Illinois who fly Confederate flags.  Then again as you rapidly approach zero, does it really matter?

Blair Hull Making Arnold Maremont Look Savvy

I’ve mentioned the story of Arnold Maremont before. The short version is Maremont wanted to be a US Senator and approached the first Mayor Daley about being the Democratic nominee.  He was a big donor and had done quite a bit for the party hoping to have it count.  Daley had him go to Central and Southern Illinois to see if a Jewish candidate could be accepted.  He did so, and so Daley gave the spot to Sydney Yates, a Jewish Congressman.

Hull was strung along by Daley in the 2004 primary in a somewhat similar manner to have Daley not endorse Hull.  Now, we find out Blagojevich pretty much wanted Hull as a piggy bank and viewed him as a clown.

Rod Blagojevich: Blair Hull actually thinks he thinks he can be Senator. Do you believe this guy? He’s an idiot.

Rob Blagojevich: So does Jesse Junior.

Rod Blagojevich: Yea. He’s got people calling to my house now, Jesse Junior.

Rob Blagojevich: Well, he’s putting the full court press on you. He’s gonna raise you money, pal.

 

Fox Chicago has a good archive of the audio released, though I couldn’t find the above there.

There isn’t much for me to say about the trial–it’s pretty much what I said he’d be on trial for back in 2006 when he was running for reelection. He ran the State of Illinois as his personal money making scheme.  The one thing I will say is that if this assclown was this clueless and careless, I have to question why it took federal prosecutors so long to get him. I understand Patrick Fitzgerald is cautious, and that’s a good thing in a prosecutor. That said, Fitzgerald could have put an end to this guy sooner being a bit more aggressive.  Now, the best defense against this mild criticism is who thought anyone was this stupid–to be talking openly on the phone which one should assume was bugged by this point is a special kind of stupid.

 

WTF is Going On In This Country?

I have a longer post, but really the most descriptive and best analysis of the modern conservative movement was written by Hofstadter–in the 1960s though much of his work in the 1950s led up to the Paranoid Style of American Politics.  Rich links to an Andrew Sullivan piece quoting some of Hofstadter’s earlier work quoting another person.   Hofstadter is to modern conservatism in the United States what De Toqueville was to America as a whole.  No one captures the modern paranoid and expert despiting right wing than he (pick up The Paranoid Style in American Politics: And Other Essays</a>> at Amazon)

 

The difference today is the lunatics have taken over the asylum.  A fairly good take on it in a far friendlier version than Hofstadter and quite funny is Charlie Pierce’s new book Idiot America.  I read it while traveling and people on the plane kept looking at me funny while I kept laughing. I strongly recommend picking it up: