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Clown Show Expands: Chicago State Rejoices

Emil Jones has petitions out for Mayor.

 

Emil Jones Jr., the Chicago Democrat who retired more than a year ago as Illinois Senate president, said today that supporters and friends have begun collecting signatures on his behalf for a possible mayoral run.

In an interview with the Tribune, Jones said he is still “just looking” at getting the contest to succeed Mayor Richard Daley, who is not running for re-election.

“A lot of my supporters want me to run,” Jones said. “I enjoy my retirement, but I will only run if conditions are right.”

When asked what those conditions are, Jones said, “I’m not going to tell you right now.”

 

Sigh.

Satanic Verses

I have to disagree with Eric here.

 

A return to the political point: Rigidity and lack of curiosity are failings, not virtues. Those with limited experiences and closed minds are the least able to grasp the magnitude and subtlety of the problems engulfing society. Anyone who’s never “flip-flopped” on a issue or seriously questioned the beliefs drummed into him from childhood probably isn’t really paying attention.

Yet we pounce on any deviation or alteration as evidence of hypocrisy, flakiness, weakness or a hidden agenda.

 

The problem is she didn’t learn anything.  Satanism and Wicca are very different faiths.  She is confusing the two and repeating right wing fundamentalist talking points about a faith as a way to make it evil sounding when Wicca is no such thing.  So she is demonizing (no pun intendend, but there it is) Wicca by calling it Satanism and confusing it with a disturbing offshoot of Christianity in a case of ironic stupidity.

All of this is, if you don’t think she’s lying.  This smacks of pure BS:

O’Donnell used to ‘dabble[ ] into witchcraft.’ On Politically Incorrect in 1999, O’Donnell said, “I dabbled into witchcraft — I never joined a coven. … I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up. One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn’t know it.” [Politically Incorrect, 10/29/99]


This strikes me like this story:

 

The following article appeared in the July 28, 1989, issue of “The Pantagraph”, a Pontiac (sic), Illinois newspaper:

Goat Near Pontiac Possibly a Sacrifice. A mutilated goat found in the Vermilion River near Pontiac was “probably” the victim of satanic activity, Livingston County Sheriff’s police said yesterday. The 50-pound male goat was found Wednesday in the Vermilion River …after the county veterinarian received an anonymous tip, police said. The goat, which had been dead for three to four days, was castrated and its horns were cut off, police said, adding that small animal sacrifice is common among devil worshipers. However, no indications of Satanic worship were found near the goat, and police said there was no indication the animal was killed in Livingston County. Although both county and city police have received reports of satanic meetings, rituals, and animal sacrifices, little physical evidence has supported those reports…

On July 29th, this follow-up article appeared:

Goat Killed in dog attack. German shepherds, not devil worshippers, were responsible for the mutilation of a goat found Wednesday in the Vermilion River near Pontiac, Livingston County Sheriff Don Wall said yesterday. A McLean County resident whom Wall declined to identify, admitted yesterday that he dumped the 50-pound goat in the Vermillion River. Wall said the man contacted police after reading news stories that authorities believed the animal was sacrificed by members of a satanic cult… Police originally believed the goat was castrated and has its horns cut off by satanists, who often sacrifice small animals. However, Wall said the goat was injured when the dogs attached and its horns had previously been removed…

 

The finest moment of the Pantagraph.

 

There are probably a couple guys out there calling each other laughing about how that dingbat really believed that story he told her over 20 years ago.

From the Comments

Hysterical

Amazing. Comments that bash a song based on the printed lyrics because they express a different opinion. Wow, 90% of the songs ever written would not stand up to that kind of sarcastic scrutiny. A song and music, with any point of view, can be really good musically. I actually listened to it. As a musician and producer it’s clear Kevin still has the pipes, delivers a strong performance to a really well produced track. Agree or disagree with the message, but don’t trash it just out of political bias. The harshest critics are usually those who have never performed wriiten or produced successfully.

 

Yeah, it’s just the lyrics that are bothering people.  Really.

Actually the lyrics are the best part of the song.  And they resemble the poetic equivalent of shit on a bun.

Because You Can Never Have Too Many Masturbation Jokes

Andy Borowitz sums up the Christine O’Donnell nomination and it’s impact:

 

WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.

Carrying signs reading, “O’Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation,” the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks.

Harley Farger, a leading Delaware masturbator and planner of the Million Masturbators March, said it was difficult to organize masturbators “because they’re used to acting alone.”

Mr. Farger, the executive director of the pro-monkey-spanking group MasturNation, said that the “wank and file” of his organization believe that masturbation is an inalienable right guaranteed by the Constitution.

“Our country was founded by rugged individualists,” he said.  “And you know what individualists like to do.”

He said that Ms. O’Donnell’s anti-whacking position was “ill-timed,” adding, “In this economy, masturbation is one of the few simple pleasures people still can afford.”

Can’t Anyone Play This Game?

Kirk is just the awesomest politician ever.

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) — Senate candidate Mark Kirk wants to bring an early end to the government bailout of banks and automakers, a program he originally supported.

The Republican says the Troubled Asset Relief Program is no longer needed. Kirk says the government would save $16 billion by halting TARP immediately.

Even if no action is taken, the TARP program is supposed to stop accepting new projects next month.

 

Emphasis mine.  A profile in courage.

 

For more fun, Kirk is undecided on the Dream ACT:

While Democrat Alexi Giannoulias says he supports the DREAM Act, Congressman Mark Kirk is undecided.

 

This is on the heels of cutting a Spanish language ad where he talks about his deep support for the Latino community.  But he hasn’t made up his mind whether those who serve in the US Military or attend college can be allowed to stay in the country.  Tough call on that one.

 

 

Via Capitol Fax

More Roeser Hysterical Rantings

He thinks Rich is a commie pinko homo loving satan worshipper:

 

The Capitolfaxblog.com is comprehensive and not to be missed…but it is also true that it is an indentured foot-soldier of liberalism and apologist of abortion, gay lifestyle and all it involves.  It has superb political connections with the Left and sits at the table with the lefty secular Big Foot journalists including Apassionata van Leftward the everlasting Girl Scout college girl `60s relic, Carol Marin, the one woman oligarchy.  You’d imagine a town as big as Chicago would be able to different commentators—even if they have to echo the same liberal gruel. Not here.  Marin is with The Chicago Sun-Times, NBC Channel 5 and WTTW-TV the public TV station.

.  There is only one sizable independent voice among all of Chicago writers on public affairs print, radio and TV and that is John Kass of the Tribune.  For the past few issues, The Capitol Fax has been laying into Kass—highly unprofessional because it accuses him of “making things up.”  This of course it does not document. When it says that Kass makes up stuff and has no proof it crosses the line from journalistic competition to a hate-rag reflecting the sources with which it breathes in unison, the Madigans and the Daleys.  Its continuing campaign against Kass is a scurrilous hit-and-run job.   How did the legend grow that CFB knows more about politics here than anyone else? What stories did it break? None I know of. It’s written in a semi ungrammatical style about which it is impossible to ascertain whether it’s just sloppyness or done purposely for effect.
Capitol Fax is a to-the-death opponent of conservative social issues and so reporting on State Sen. James Meeks it says that if he runs for mayor he will be wounded by adversarial negative research…pointing out that—gasp—he is pro-life and anti-gay rights: two central teachings of Judeo Christian traditional theology…not that Capitol Fax knows or cares about these tenets, it’s main preoccupation being its substitute for absolutes: the well-being of liberalism and the Democratic party. It’s fallen behind in its research however. This country is on the cusp of revolutionary change at the ballot box and CPB continues on the supposition that there will be no change from the vise-like control of its Dem drinking buddies.
Rich, of course, actually specifically pointed out that Kass was tying Tom Dart to Madigan which is not only untrue, but pretty damn funny.

Poor,Poor John Burge

The Blacks were after him…

 

A big blow to law enforcement came a few months ago  when U. S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald…the dogged “Inspector Javert” of our time who prosecuted Scooter Libby for obstructing Justice in the Valerie Plame case when all along Fitzgerald knew the identity of the leaker… convicted a retired top police commander of “brutality,” a decorated Army veteran, Jon Burge, who earned a Bronze Star, a Purple Heart, the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry and two Army commendation medals for pulling wounded men to safety while under fire.

As a police officer Burge earned 13 commendations, a letter of praise from the Department of Justice and received a number of promotions for gallantry.  He secured numberless convictions in the toughest areas of the South Side which led Jesse Jackson, Sr. and a host of critics including Fr. Pfleger to single him out as “target for tonight.”  Squid-dominated GOP Gov. George Ryan tried to gain jury favor for his upcoming trial on corruption by commuting 167 criminals on death row (didn’t help: Ryan got sent away for 6 years).
In April, 2000 the Illinois Supreme Court reversed two Burge death row cases based on convicts’ allegations of torture by the police. After being pardoned by Ryan, the formerly convicted murderers filed lawsuits. Although Burge had been protected by statute of limitations, Inspector “Javert” Fitzgerald re-tooled the supposed offenses and charged Burge with two counts of obstruction of justice and perjury. Last June, Burge was convicted on all counts.
When dramatically sobbing on cue, freed gang members and their relatives appeared on TV, sob-sister liberal media viewed them as innocent on all charges: not so.  Everyone who has ever covered crime here knows that the notches on their belts certify they are as guilty of countless executions. In fact, to gain respect with their seniors, new gang members must prove their adeptness at murder. It’s called rites of initiation.
Burge’s conviction and Daley’s knee-jerk adherence to the ACLU have demoralized cops who put their lives on the line every single day.
The media, sucker for weeping blacks, covered a story the other day that illustrates.  Channel 2 sent Mai Martinez to interview witnesses to the death of a guy who was killed on an El after pulling a gun on a cop.  While every black within blocks wept, screamed and sobbed on cue, a factual statement showed that the guy had been guilty of seven arrests.  It’s the old con. If blacks tear up, TV news leads.  It’s the closest thing they can get to covering “civil rights.”
Blacks and gang members are the same thing to Dear old doddering Roeser.