Austin Mayor should be putting the good stuff up at his blog instead of in comments:
Potential Keyes/Blues Brothers bumper-stickers:
“On a Mission from God.”
“Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding.”
“Why da ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can’t ya offer some… constructive criticism?”
“Wasn’t lies, it was just… bullshit.”Potential IL-GOP motto:
“I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!”
“I said, when I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound! It was the jingle jangle of a thousand lost souls!”
“Boys, you’re in big trouble.”