My favorite loon at the asylum known as the Illinois Leader, is Joyce Morrison, who in a typically over-the-top routine on the evils of government regulating the environment drops this gem:
This would be Guam?s problem, except we may soon encounter a similar problem. There is an unsubstantiated report that a helicopter seen hovering over a wooded area in Missouri dropped two boxes. Supposedly, a curious hunter went over to find the boxes contained Eastern Massasaqua Rattlesnakes, which are endangered and cannot be killed.
Now, I know a few folks who go hunting around here and I can tell you that one doesn’t generally trust what one claims to have seen through the upturned bottle of Schnaps on a cold day.
Added bonus to anyone who can find something resembling a thesis statement in the article!