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Illinois Republican Senate Cattle Call 3-9

1. Jack! Glenn suggests in comments that he was bribed to not put him at number one by Jeri. As if. But I’m really running out of material here. Jack! is really about the funniest nickname I can come up with–in fact it is damn hilarious the more I think about it.

2. Rauschenberger. I don’t need no steenking polls. Steve is smart the rest are dumb and need to be eliminated from the island. Really, I do expect that if anyone gets late breakers it’ll be him or Jack!

3. Oberweis. He brought in Tancredo (Loony Bin Party Label-Colorado). Thank you, I didn’t think he could be any more ridiculous. Tancredo is the primary anti-immigrant guy in Congress and general comic relief. They fit well together. With any luck Tancredo will run in Colorado and lead to the biggest turnout of Latinos for Democrats ever. Udall is in, that would be a nice pick-up. Really, the Colorado race is more fun than this one anymore.

4. McKenna. The Wonder Bread of WASPs.

5. Borling. By the end of this, him and Rauschenberger will be number one and two simply because I can’t stand it anymore. If you are going to lose, slap the whippersnapper around a bit more on foreign policy.

6. Jonathan Wright. Makes Pat O’Malley look reasonable and sorta like a compromiser. Big star of the future. Look for him to challenge for one of the statewide races in 2006. My guess is he might take social conservative hatred of all things moderate and make that a campaign in the primary against Dan Rutherford.

7. Kathuria. NEW POLL SHOWS U.S. REPUBLICAN SENATE CANDIDATE, DR. CHIRINJEEV KATHURIA, STATISTICALLY TIED FOR SECOND PLACE

I can’t make that stuff up.

Today’s Schedule

Okay, so we have a circus in town tonight AKA the Saint Louis Board of Education meeting that is going to introduce options to reduce $25 million+ from the budget (roughly 5% of last years fiscal year budget–after already reducing the budget by 10% without firing a teacher or reducing their pay) and a sitting Board member has a restraining order against her from another Board Member and an asst. Superintendent. On top of that 14 citizens have filed a quo warranto motion to have her removed from the Board for her past actions including dumping a pitcher of water on said Asst. Superintendent and being taken away from District offices while high on cocaine screaming in the middle of the street for God to Help her. The pitcher was motivated by her memories of what Dorothy did to the Wicked Witch of the West. She also put a curse on me. I kid you not.

So my day is pretty busy meaning endorsements will be late tonight and posting will be intermittent. But look for later night material. And of course, tips from those in the know will get top priority today.

For those interested in the above story, go over to the Blog Saint Louis.

Undecided Dems and Momentum

So what I’m hearing in the background is that there are a bunch of undecideds in the recent polling that seem to be moving towards Obama, but they aren’t hardcore supporters. Instead they are moving towards him half-heartedly because he is the front-runner (last part is my interpretation). While they are swayable, good news begets good news and so Obama is doing better because he is, well, doing better. Obviously a campaign bombshell of some sort might change this, but in many ways this is what probably would have happened for Hull had he begun to pull away and not had the divorce scandal break. As people break, more people break with them. And the Corzine model would have propelled him to an unshakeable lead. Instead, his momentum was stopped and he is having to rebuild. He increasingly faces an uphill fight while Obama needs to ride the wave of good media.

I still think the wild card is downstate though with Hynes and Hull needing it to break one way or another.

Present and Accounted For

At this point in a campaign cynicism sets in for me and I pretty much take the charges flying around as ‘the game’. But Eric Zorn offers a powerful counterpoint to the claims that Obama has avoided votes on abortion.

“To provide cover for other Democrats who were shaky on the issue in an effort to convince them not to vote `yes,'” Sutherland said. “The idea is to recruit a group to vote `present’ that includes legislators who are clearly right with the issue.”

Sutherland said this tactic makes the “present” vote look less like a hedge or a cop-out and more like a constitutional concern or other high-minded qualm.

She pointed to the Parental Notice of Abortion Act of 2001, a bill requiring that an adult family member be notified 48 hours in advance when a minor seeks an abortion.

The complaint seems to me to be the equivalent of complaining about fake committees created to kill bills. Being more familiar with the House, bills problematic for certain blocks of Members are sent to an ad hoc committee by Rules. The ad hoc committee never meets, the bill dies. If one was to complain that the chair never even chaired the meeting, you would laugh them out of the room because Da Speaker told them not to meet–well actually Steve Brown told them not to meet, but you know.

UPDATE: I just read the Hotline and I did not take the Title from them. Really! In fact, I think I had this up first.

First Advertiser

Thanks to Justin who is apparently doing an independent expenditure for Obama! All right! And fitting for later in the day.

Let me explain why I’m hyping advertising. ArchPundit is now hosted by Fatdays–essentially a friend who thinks it is cool to have lots of local original content generated. That said, ArchPundit takes more space and bandwidth than we ever realized. It is going to cost more, but other options–such as Typepad turned out not to be realistic. I’m generally uncomfortable with hyping donations because I like to be able to walk away for breaks from time to time without feeling guilty. Ads allow me not to ask for cash and provide something for others. Currently the site is averaging between 400-500 visits per weekday and while the audience is not huge, it is full of political junkies.

Now, for something completely different…Is Martha Stewart on In Chicago?

Okay, Ms. ArchPundit has her knickers in a twist. Martha has been pulled off TV here in St. Louis and this breaks her morning in a way she doesn’t like. Is Martha still on in Chicago?

I’m a bit confused at to the reasoning here–aren’t there lots of folks on TV who have histories with the law? NBA basketball players (not Kobe-he hasn’t been convicted), Kelsey Grammer (who shouldn’t be on for many reasons starting with he isn’t funny), Marv Albert, etc….

For those who are curious as to why there is this sudden departure from Senate issues–homelife was tough yesterday. Martha is very important in the household. It is bad enough on those days when they interrupt Martha to update the world on the ArchBishop’s prostate surgery as they are wont to do.