Just tell crazy evangelicals to go bug some other country
JERUSALEM — More than two decades ago, John Brown grew mesmerized by an evangelical preacher’s theory that the Bible hinted at a major oil field deep beneath Israel’s soil.
Now, armed with unshakable faith and millions of dollars from American Evangelicals, Brown is leading a major exploration he hopes will uncover a reservoir of black gold in a New Jersey-sized country that produces only 80 barrels of oil a day.
”It’s my destiny in life to come to Israel and help the people of Israel become energy independent,” Brown said Monday.
And then see them all die at the Rapture.