It’s quite clear that I’m going to be able to fill up a daily feature on the wanker of the day, but I’d rather come up with a new title to at least pretend I have some originality.
Suggestions? Snark encouraged.
Call It A Comeback
It’s quite clear that I’m going to be able to fill up a daily feature on the wanker of the day, but I’d rather come up with a new title to at least pretend I have some originality.
Suggestions? Snark encouraged.
Ideological idiocy of the day?
How about “Daily Dolt”?
I like Rich’s alliteration, perhaps Daily Douchebag?
douchebag is problematic as a regular reader often points out that it’s a slam on douchebags.
I’m leaning towards Rich’s. It’s quite good and catchy.
diurnal dickhead? can i say that here? i mean, i’m pretty sure i can say “dickhead,” but i’m not sure about “diurnal.”
hey, i had to go deep into roget’s for that one
As I said earlier, there really aren’t any words out of bounds other than racial slurs and well, specifically calling another commenter something. Unless I do it first.
Make sure you have little icons… I’d like to put one on my blog when I inevitably get the honor from you.
How about “Daily D-Lister” in honor of the bombastic Mr. Bambanek.
(And that’s some gentle ribbin’ there, JB. Take it with a smile and a grain of salt, Mr. Running-For-School-Board-To-Not-Promote-Creationism-or-Intelligent-Design.)
Oh, yeah, icons would be great!
Um, you don’t think I’m gonna get hit with this “honor” any time soon do you?
Do you want to be?
There is the tension of whether to point out how ignorant Bambenek is of government and science in order to avoid the inevitable problems should he win or try to hide them in an effort to get good material from the inevitable train wreck that would result.
“Daily Dipstick”?
dimwit of the day
OK, I like vwcat’s idea, but Rich Miller’s order: “Daily Dimwit.”
Ok, I think I have the perfect name. Since you had so much fun lambasting Alan Keyes during the 2004 election, and since he’s the perfect idiot, the name should honor him. Add a pop culture reference, and you have a great name:
Keyes’ Company
“Wanker” is a UK term. “Tosser” is more rooted toward the midwest.
“Today’s Tosser”
How about “Daily Dork”?
how about daily schmuck
or maybe “ass of the day”